shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

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  1. Dark Flame Master

    Dark Flame Master Member

    im NOT lying. i LIKE being an awesome wizard.
    *Squints at Mabel, but doesn't say anything.*
     
    Dark Flame Master, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:02 PM
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  2. Scanner

    Scanner Hears Your Secrets | 18+

    Oh probably nothing, I'm in a bad mood.
    [He suffers this without comment. Feathery friend is allowed to stay.]
    You like believing in fake things you can't prove? Sounds like you need a new hobby.
     
    Scanner, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:07 PM
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  3. Marvelous Mabel Pines

    Marvelous Mabel Pines Supernova (18+)

    So you're a bully and a thug. Got it! But you know, we don't have to pay attention to you.

    -She beams.-
     
    Marvelous Mabel Pines, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:08 PM
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  4. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    *Snicker.*
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:09 PM
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  5. An Ordinary Kestrel

    An Ordinary Kestrel Falco sparverius

    *Preens with deep unconcern. The only thing unusual about this kestrel is its apparently high tolerance for humans. And sentient beings of other descriptions.*
     
    An Ordinary Kestrel, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:11 PM
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  6. Dark Flame Master

    Dark Flame Master Member

    i said go away.
     
    Dark Flame Master, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:12 PM
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  7. Scanner

    Scanner Hears Your Secrets | 18+

    I think i graduated from bully and thug to war criminal a couple millenia ago but nice try.
    And to be honest I am mostly doing this in the hopes that they'll leave me alone and go away so yes you are absolutely right they don't ahve to pay attention to me. Novel concept I know. I'm just such hot shit.
    Being regrettably embarrassing at beerpong is not actually a better hobby.
     
    Scanner, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:14 PM
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  8. Marvelous Mabel Pines

    Marvelous Mabel Pines Supernova (18+)

    Okay!

    -She walks back over to Lisse, flicking her hair over her shoulder in a shimmer of blue flame.-

    What were you saying, ma'am?
     
    Marvelous Mabel Pines, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:14 PM
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  9. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    are you saying beer isnt real?
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:19 PM
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  10. An Ordinary Kestrel

    An Ordinary Kestrel Falco sparverius

    *She's sitting on Scanner's head now. Just watching, flicking her tail in the manner characteristic of the species.*
     
    An Ordinary Kestrel, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:19 PM
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  11. Scanner

    Scanner Hears Your Secrets | 18+

    No I'm saying that a few years did not in fact cure you being an embarrassment.
    [Good birb best friend.]
     
    Scanner, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:21 PM
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  12. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    I was saying that you are surely a lot like my niece, except I think she's older now. You even have the same name. But I've been dead for a very long time, so I do get confused. I've just been taken for another person with a very similar name myself, though, and she even has a lover who is also named Stanford. This is a very strange place!
     
    Lissa Beijada-Pines, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:27 PM
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  13. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    yes it did.
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:29 PM
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  14. Scanner

    Scanner Hears Your Secrets | 18+

    You play beerpong by yourself and cannot prove you have chesthair.
     
    Scanner, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:31 PM
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  15. An Ordinary Kestrel

    An Ordinary Kestrel Falco sparverius

    *Lifts tail delicately and releases a jet of excreta (falconers call it "mutes") on the back of Scanner's head.*
     
    An Ordinary Kestrel, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:33 PM
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  16. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    i CAN prove it, i just dont feel like it.
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:33 PM
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  17. Scanner

    Scanner Hears Your Secrets | 18+

    [... he deserved that.]
    Fake until proven otherwise.
     
    Scanner, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:34 PM
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  18. Marvelous Mabel Pines

    Marvelous Mabel Pines Supernova (18+)

    I don't think my Great-Uncle has a lover.
     
    Marvelous Mabel Pines, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:37 PM
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  19. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    i guess you could say its 'shit', then? bullshit, or possibly even birdshit?
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:38 PM
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  20. Scanner

    Scanner Hears Your Secrets | 18+

    Y'know I'd deny it but at least animals don't find me repulsive so. Whatever. I'm gonna go back to my beautiful wife. Bye.
    [He vanishes]
     
    Scanner, Feb 28, 2017 at 5:40 PM
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