shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

because the SCIENTISTS dont care about dead bodies, they care about leavwing. usually.

the only one i knowv does, anyvways!

 

sir please u are not making this better

 

They generally should stay off the front lines, yes, but-- only one scientist? You really are small-scale, aren't you?

 

nah, he just blewv up half the street i livwed on vwhen i vwas eight!

 

Half a street when so young? I can think of at least one explosives expert who'd love to chat with him, if he's still around.

 

dunno. dont exactly keep track of people, vwhos got the time??

 

Fair, fair. Frag knows I've only kept track of my squad because they haven't died on me yet, can't expect better of anyone else.

 

Sure am sweets.
How've you been holding up?

 

"I'm sorry he's an idiot. I'm older by six minutes and I'm pretty sure I saw them drop him on his head at least once." Alex takes Mason by the arm and pulls him back toward their aunt and their cousin.

"You are, you know."

 

ANYWAYS

that never happened bc i am the Most Suave, always. i have 6 gfs

 

Oh, you know, exploring the universe now we don't need to conquer all of it, wondering when Lord Megatron's going to come back from his joyride and depose'Lord' Starscream again, staying out of the JD's way... about the same as any loyal Decepticon, I'd expect. I hear you have a diplomatic position now-- how ever did that happen?

 

Turns out I'm apparently the least trigger happy crazy one of the ones who came back to Cybertron and didn't immediately rip off their badges, somehow. Personally reporting to Lord Starscream and all. It's a high honor.
[She puffs up a little, proud.]

 

Oh, I'm sure. [He rolls his eyes. Starscream was a competent aerial commander-- or at least competent enough to keep most of his forces alive-- but that doesn't mean he's going to do any better with command of the entire population than he did the first time he tried this.] At least someone loyal is representing us, that's something.

 

I'm going to put that glowing endorsement on my resume, just watch me.

 

Oh, do we have resumes now? Fascinating. And here I thought 'still alive, here's a list of planets my personal inventions rendered uninhabitable' was enough to get you a job anywhere.

 

he also aint too social!

 

It would, but do you know how squeamish colonists are? Worse than autobots even.

 

At least some of the 'bots understand war. I can't imagine being stuck babysitting a shipful of non-combatants.

 

Rude. Least non-combatants bring me some variety in the job.

 

Stentato is our favorite non-combatant.