shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Job? You a medic with that sort of paintjob? [Says the mech also done up in varying shades of pink, from dried-energon fuchsia to a pale shimmery tone someone who named his shuttle 'Silver Streak' would certainly recognize.]

 

What a terrible fate. I can't imagine how awful it would be, having to pay attention to something other than mass murder for once.

 

It could be worse. I could be forced to watch them do newforged's first combat.
[She grins and gestures at the other mechs]
And this pastel paintjob convention's a bunch'a my crew members.

 

Rather that than have to deal with two hundred panicky newsparks getting in the way when you inevitably start getting shot at.

 

Please, I can handle a brawl. And Stentato might panic, but at that point, he's the most dangerous person in the roo-

Oh, hm. I can see your point.

 

That's the truth.
-grins-

-he winks-
Paintjob's a relic'a my first job. Seems t' be a popular color recently. I'm Cloudcrusher, former bomber and ship's therapist.

 

Ah, yes. Because shooting is inevitable. And we all love having a bunch of triggered soldiers murdering each other and then dancing in the energon-- that's healthy and enjoyable for everyone.

 

yeah, there's a difference between being able to hold your own in a brawl and being a soldier. i can kick somebody's teeth in any day, but if you tried to stick me on a battlefield i'd be out of there before you could say "reed castor's a dirty coward."

 

Yes, well, that's why I'm not a soldier. That and many other reasons such as there not being an official war where I grew up. I meant I'm not likely to freak out when violence starts up and I can take an order.

 

Bless, honey, that's what I'm for, t' help fix all that.

 

i'm allergic to orders. big ugly hives, the works.

 

And thank Primus for that much at least. I don't envy you the position.

 

I mean I'm an emotionally burned anarchist but in an honest-to-Primus battle I'm going to trust Flux to have the best idea of what I should do?

 

That's a lie and I can prove it sweetspark.

And there's your first problem.
[She rubs her forehelm]
Do you have to embarrass me in front of company?

 

Awww, cap'n, it's not like you were on the front line and also I don't trust you.

 

Brawling's better than nothing! At least a brawl helps you learn the good places to hit ; )

Therapist's a kind of medic, I was close! [He laughs, shaking his head.] Afterglow, Decepticon SpecOps. I've had this paint longer than the war's been on, recent fad or no.

Not everyone, just me and my squad! : )

 

Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to apologize for not being as combat-trained as Mr. Tall-Pink-and-Ancient here...

-She looks at CC, then at Burlesque.-

-both of them, I guess. But I'm also not going to act like I'm stupid.

 

Somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be a bot that's been there.

-grins-
Betcha I'm still the trendsetter. I was sparked with it, an' I ain't met a regular bot older'n me in a couple million years.

 

Charming.

[He's wearing the blandest expression he can manage.]

I'm not ancient. I'm barely older than the war itself.

 

Oh relax, it's a mild strain!