shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

The first one! The only art I have anything to do with tends to the monochrome. [He gestures to himself, and for a moment the brighter parts of his paintjob actually appear wet; he flicks fresh energon off his fingers, and the memory-illusion fades.]

Medic red and 'bot red are two different colors, but I take your point.

 

But ya sure make it seem like it sometimes. Wanna take selfies and make the entire net crash one'a these orns?
[He winks again]

 

Mmm, I think not. Fame doesn't suit me.

 

While I understand that y9ur statement was in n9 way intended malici9usly, y9u have just uttered an extremely hem9ph96ic micr9aggressi9n. The la6eling 9f c9l9rs as having m9re inherent value than 9ther c9l9rs is intensely pr96lematic and c9ntri6utes t9 the n9rmalizati9n 9f caste 9ppressi9n. Y9ur remark w9uld have had less weight had it la6eled purple as 6eing inferi9r t9 red, as, despite reverse hem9ph96ic aggressi9n 6eing a very real pr9blem meriting its 9wn discussi9n, warmer/redder 6l99ds are n9t in any way 9ppressing th9se 9f c99ler/purpler hues, 6ut the fact that y9u ch9se that specific 9rder is w9rrying, t9 say the least.

 

You break my spark darl'. How will I ever make ends meet if you're bein' this way?

 

I'm very smart and mature, though!

 

hell yeah!!

 

Do you know how fragged it is that I'm honestly considering screaming ~traitorous statements~ just because you're such an aft?

 

debatable.

 

Silverweave says I'm one of his best engineers.

 

Engineers can be immature, have you never heard of brainstorm?

 

I w9uld greatly appreciate it if y9u w9uld ackn9wledge y9ur 9wn l9w6l99ded 6ias in this discussi9n. I'm n9t diminishing the very real trials y9ur kind is put thr9ugh, 9f c9urse, 6ut y9u really must admit that there c9mes a certain privilege with 6eing s9 greatly disprivileged. L9w6l99ds, 6eing at 'r9ck 69tt9m', s9 t9 speak, 9nly have 9ne directi9n t9 g9 in the name 9f pr9gress and that is up. H9wever, we high6l99ds l9se privileges as l9w6l99ds gain them and that c9mes with a certain am9unt 9f mental trauma.

 

Our blood's all pink, darling, and I don't care about your ridiculous organic biology-- though am I hearing right, it's used as a basis for caste oppression on your world? That's a shame no matter the species. In any case, it was a reference to my society's currently-paused war; our faction badges are purple [he taps the Decepticon sigil on his chest] and red [he summons a hologram of the Autobot badge].

If you came up with enough money to pay me to model, you wouldn't be able to turn a profit on the shoot : )

 

Who's that?

You are really pretty. And vicious, I think! It's nice. I'm Lacuna.

 

True, true, you bargain hard.
[Another wink. he tries so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter]
Still such a damn shame. You're the prettiest specops agent the galaxie's ever seen, an' that statement includes Jazz, so. Can't blame a mech for tryin'.

 

Primus.
Brainstorm is the usual answer to the question "Why is half of reality on fire while physics take a vacation?"

 

Well he doesn't sound like a very good engineer, then.

 

Spoiler: Suicide baiting

Go fuck yourself and die, thanks~.

 

I do try! ; ) I'm Afterglow, you might have caught it earlier while I was talking to your big trinemate.

[The smile slides off Afterglow's face; he looks distinctly unamused.] Oh, I certainly can if your 'trying' goes beyond talk, Ratio of Iacon. Intelligence, weren't you?

 

You're from Cybertron, right? I'm Devisen! Unfortunately. Half-fortunately.