shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

ya thx bae

 

Alex is slightly shocked. She doesn't usually talk to trolls if she can avoid it, although the stinky one was too much fun not to mess with.

But this one seems ... possibly not so bad?

"So you're saying the whole society sucks for everyone. Cool. Got it. But here's the thing. She's got more choices than any of the rest of you and she chooses to be a genocidal fucking bitch."

 

that vwas a vwhole lot of information i didnt ask for.

 

oh no u missed what i was saying

im saying society sux for every1 but her

ice her ass m8

 

"Could you please stop calling my father the local Dark Lord, Wendy?"

 

Shockingly, Alex feels compelled to offer a fistbump.

 

the society is vwonderful if you decide not to be a little bitch about it.

 

-Kumari fistbumps back-

aaaaaaay whatcha go by, grl

 

n here we have n asskiss in his natural habitat... the species is endangered so it is advised 2 not disturb his territory...

 

"I don't know, could he please stop being a Dark Lord?" Then Gwendolyn remembers where he is. "Sorry. Of course, not now. But after we ice her ass, maybe? Except for the continually trying to figure out how to resurrect Lady Valisseira, I'm okay with that. My mother never did find out what she was feeding her roses. Hopefully not someone's blood."

 

excuse me for havwing a fucking sense of loyalty.

 

"Alex." She grins.

"Yeah, no, I don't feel like letting them wire half of Jezebel up to a ship this week, thanks."

 

and if you do something about it instead of sitting back and vwhining about vwhat meanies trolls are, you stop being a little bitch and troll society stops being so awvful.

 

"I'm standing right here, Gwendolyn."

 

Alex smiles her most sweetly poisonous, saccharine smile. "And what would you suggest we do about it? Please note that shooting her in the head is not an acceptable option, either."

 

provwide a replacement.

 

"You mean let them do it to some other poor sap?" Jezebel frowns. "Let me guess, your response to that will be 'at least it's not you'?"

 

obvwiously.

 

Jezebel sighs. It doesn't help that her father would probably say the same thing, as long as the replacement wasn't part of the family. She's not going to argue; they might have to do it. But she doesn't have to like it.

 

like the common blind caveworm, he cannot see when the spider has him n her web... he attempts 2 keep moving even as his life force is sucked away by the hag... what we see now is the shell who will never become a beautiful n deadly venomwing muncheye butterfly... truly a sobering sight... lets all pour 1 out for our fallen companion...

kumari korone, deadgirl hackerbabe xtraordinaire

-She goes into a deep bow, kissing Alex's hand with a silly flourish. Alex's skin numbs where Kumari kissed.-