shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"So what's your name?" Alex raises an eyebrow. "Are you related to Will, somehow? Grauntie said you reminded her of Will, the way they always walk around in what looks like a human body--until they started being a troll, anyway--"

 

"Name's Wilhelm- Bill for short! I suppose you could say I'm another universe's instance of the equivalent of what they are? Nice to meet ya!"

 

Oh dear I can't believe you silly little things think you've got LIKE any chance at all to beat HER. Don't you know how unattractive delusions are?
[This troll looks very similar to someone some people here may know, but older, more vicious. There's a desperate greedy hunger in her eyes her claws and fingers curled elegantly like they are used to daintily holding whips, or chains, or wine glasses.]

 

mleb

 

[A brilliant smile shows off way too many sharp teeth]
My aren't you LIKE SO cute for an alien. Speak up a little darling, I can't hear ya.

 

You got scary.

 

How about you don't flirt with your moirail's matesprite?

 

[She laughs, a sound like crushed glass and shattered ice. And reaches to pet their cheek.]

Who do you think you are to tell me how to act? Especialy since you seem to LIKE believe anythign you read on the web.

 

How about you don't assume relationships remain static across universes? Bad form, that. Makes no end of trouble.

 

He stares briefly into her eyes and decides to himself that it's probably best to stay away from her, whoever she is.

 

-nopenopenope someone's about to get bit and any gadgets she may have an her person are making obnoxious noises-

 

Someone who knows you.

... you think she's from the evil Pines universe too?

 

"Which one?"

 

How many mirror universes are there and is there one where everyone has beards?

 

Infinity, and at least two.

 

She's certainly not from the one you're currently living in, though I'd need Onyx to trace her back exactly.

Infinite and yes!

 

"There's a mirror universe for every universe in existence, and a near if not infinite amount of universes to begin with. And yes, there's definitely at least a couple universes where everyone has beards."

"This fellow gets it!"

 

*sighs heavily* ... sweet Jesus...

*is hit in the face with a thought*

... does that mean there's an universe where... Papyrus... is evil?

 

[Aww how adorable. She's not going to be easily intimidated by something like that-]

[... Luckily she gets distracted and stops tormenting Static to narrow her eyes at Norm]
I would remember knowing someone as obnoxious as you.
Look I don't actually care if you're quadranted to rumor mongering, but Precious Regulate is not my moirail, you would think having pailed her pitch would be enough. And LIKE, it's been sweeps, no one actually thinks she's an alien fucker anymore, get a new story.

 

... so, I guess you are really from another universe, then?