shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-yes hello is there something less meaty and more technological they can speak to? They will debug this they just don't want another nose/eye/earbleed headache-

If that's your plan I hope you can breathe in space. Bitches love airlocks.

 

I don't hate you, I just look down upon you for being an annoying piece of shit stuck to my shoe that I'd quite to scrape off. Don't flatter yourself, you're too hideous for my standards. Now, I'd like to reiterate my suggestion that you keep your creepy xeno kink away from me–and go fuck yourself.

 

[GC]: Fucking Fuck Off. Fuck Off. Dont Touch Me Get Away Fuck You Fuck Fuck-

 

Feisty. Breaking them is always LIKE the best part.
[Her needle smile is back.]

You may want to start by getting away from me if I'm bothering you so much. Running away is always a good strategy if one does not want to get crushed.

 

[SH:] GETOFFGETAWAY GETOFFFRIEND GETOFF KILLYOUKILLKILLKILLKILLLKILLYOU

 

Why should I? I don't consider you any sort of threat.

 

[She rolls her eyes.]
You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
Now whoever is agitating my precious little ship could you kindly gouge your own ganderbulbs out LIKE right now? She's a bit fragile in disposition and I have places to be.

 

[Glitchbomb13]: Holyshit sorry. But uh. That really doesn't look pleasant.

-not a smile one would expect from a Static- I'm already dead. I don't have a thing to lose. That makes me dangerous.

 

[GC]: Gross You Care HaHaHaHaHaHa Fuck.

[She weakly flips Loreli off despite the pan zapping. Ffffffffuck no.]

 

[SH:] SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASDFGHFEWRTYUJFHDGFSASSSDFGHJ

 

[SH:] grossyou thinkcare biteyou bite bite

 

[GC:] Not A Ship, Get Out of The Subnet Get Out Get Out Get Out Get Out

 

[GC]: <3< Gonna Eat Your Thrusters Bitch

 

[SH:] boomboom prettyboomprettyboomyou make

 

Well whoever owns you ought to take better care, darling.

... Whose property is that drooling mess?

 

[GC]: Not As Pretty As You.

 

He conjured up two cups of lemonade and downed his own in moments, holding out the other to Norm while watching everything going down.

 

[SH:] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA smuggler

[SH:] youlwaysmake prettiestboom prettiestship <3

 

[Glitchbomb13]: Been a thing before. Didn't like it. Fucked their shit up, too.

[Glitchbom13:] And technically, I am occasionally part of a ship. I synch with one, anyway. Circuit Glitchbomb, pilot and onboard security of The Beast, formerly of The Hornet's Nest.

 

[The daintiest frown]
Oh. Ew. Well I'll LIKE have to talk about this with him now.