shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[SH:] hahahahahahahahahahahaha yesyes ampearl growpearlallover thatmesopretty
[SH:] captainput pearlsonmyhull nameofship 'makeitglow'

 

[GC:] Your Captain Is A Piece Of Sh-
[She grimaces, writhing a little]
[GC:] Always The Prettiest So Pretty Shiny And Chrome And Lovely <3

 

[SH:] willmake captainput pearlsonmeagain for boomboom
[SH:] willsendthem to prettyyou crossspace

 

[GC:] Best Gift Ever

 

"I don't know who the hell you are, but I don't care if you find me attractive. I certainly don't find you attractive."

 

[She waves the irrelevant little human girl off. She's busy slapping @H.I.C.S.S. Gilded Chain again.]
I don't want you saying these things, Stop it Helmsman.

 

[Ophira gasps and freezes, biting the inside of her cheeks hard]

 

Shit Fam, I never knew there were rainbows at the end of the golden shower.
You've opened up a whole new world for me.

 

[She spits blood at the clown, grinning]
Im Gold All Over Inside And Out Bi-
[She trails off into a crackling pained whine]

 

ATTENTION SHITPOSTING RAVE!!!

I'VE FINALLY ACHIEVED MY ULTIMATE FORM!
...
THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

 

Spoiler: Mason's fairly violent thoughts on the topic of the snotty Princess, spoilered because we know the difference between assault and pitch, but he's pretty horrified by them.

Mason does find the Princess intensely attractive, but he can also vividly imagine grabbing her by one horn, his fingers jabbed into her gillslits while he fucks her through the wall and makes her scream, which is a very disquieting thought, because he does not sexually assault people.

Neither Mason nor anyone else in the family has ever used force to make their conquests; that's beneath them, and cheating. It doesn't count if you can't make them want it, and come to the wanting all on their own, with no coercion of any kind.

(And never, ever fuck your servants, no matter how much they claim to want and love you--you can't really come to love something you need to keep bound, and when you do find love, there will be no end of trouble. Mason can learn from a bad example, and his uncle provided him with a giant blue one.)

 

"Hi there!" He just waves in confusion.

 

[Glitchbomb13]: You sure you don't want me to yell at the zaps? I'm good at yelling at zaps.

 

HELLO THERE... PERSON!
(ARE YOU A HUMAN? THERE ARE SO MANY HUMANS, AND SO MANY NOT-HUMANS WHO LOOK HUMAN, THAT I NEVER KNOW ANYMORE.)

 

@Acalephe Princess HeY Fam it's cool, We Clowns don't usuallY get too insulted bY backtalk much as long as it's funnY.
I don't mind the disrespect as long as the banter's good.

 

Alex elbows her brother in the ribs. "Look at anything else, brobro. I don't know what you're thinking, but I know it's a big fat NO."

 

[She hardly spares this pink soft alien more than a glance. Alien Fucking does not generate social capital, Try again, with horns and at least Indigo, but better higher.]
Shut your grubhole, heel rest.

 

...The fuck, does he sound different now or am I just sober?

 

"Name's Bill, nice to meet ya! Who are you?" He's not quite sure what he was anymore anyway.

 

Mason swallows and looks back at his sister. "How can she be so perfectly, utterly, transcendently awful? She talks like she's braindead, she's a whiny entitled brat, and someone should string her up by that hair."