shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

do i knowv you.

 

[GC:] That Ones Pretty Sane As Far As They Run She Hasnt Even Tried To Eat Me
[GC:] Damn Shame Id Eat Her Right B-
[GC:] gIven That Shed be offerinfghjkl
[GC:] BiteBiteBiteBite

 

thats why god created blowjobs.

 

Oh, come on, the chains, and-

-Clover chokes.-

Chroma?

 

Oh probably not. But LIKE I've heaard of you! I like to keep informed about even the tiniest most insignificant people in court :)

 

*conflicted* I...reallY don't know, Fam? Is this anYthing I'd have to leave MY troupe for? I don't like flYing blind and I don't know what I'm getting into here.
[Vulcan is very confused as to how the conversation even got to this point. Weren't they just talking about something else?]

 

im not in the court.

 

[GC:] Identification: H.I.C.S.S. Gilded Chain, Helmed By Ophira Reesch AKA "Sterling Catalyst", Yellow, Arsenic.

 

You know what, no. This isn't a fun dream anymore, bye.

-She vanishes.-

 

=(] and yet you show your sorry face around it far too often

 

...you do realize you can catch stuff from those too, right..?

 

You mean the perfectly normal tools of my trait? Please.
And don't mind my ship, she's misbehaving.

Oh no, Don't worry, love, I'd just like to keep in contact in case I might need... to make inquiries! You know how it is. And besides I like keeping an eye on remarkable people I could LIKE... sponsor. You help me, I help you. Easy.

Not anymore no. I have a little hobby for history.

 

"Even if you don't swallow," Lissa points out. She cannot decide if @Cronus J. Ampora is unintelligent or simply deluded. Everything in his world is as he believes it to be, no matter what anyone else says.

Which is...more or less fine, in a dreamscape.

But somehow she doesn't doubt that he's just like this in his real world, wherever that is. And as difficult as that must be for the people around him...well, it's almost assuredly going to bite him. In the ass, if he's lucky.

 

Well, maYbe?
That does sound reasonable
I think?

 

uh, no you cant, everyone knows that.

 

Oh that would be just lovely, dear. I'm LIKE so looking forward to this cooperation.
[She flutters her eyelashes a little, smiling.]

 

vwere not talking about that fucking court. piss off.

ivwe been an orphaner my vwhole
life. nevwer been a member.

 

Don't sell yourself short.
[Her voice takes on a biting quality]
Being part of court isn't a choice. Just because you were remarkably useless and unsuccessful in life does not mean you get to cast off your failure.

 

"Yes, you can." Lissa looks at him sadly. "Do you even understand how body fluids work? All bodily fluids, including the lubricating fluids secreted before ejaculation in the males of most sapient organic species, are potentially infectious. Furthermore, when you are down there, your face is in close proximity to other parts of the body which may be harbouring infectious organisms. I'm not saying you should never do it, but with people you do not know, or whose medical status you do not know, you need to be careful. Particularly if you have any broken skin inside your oral cavity."

 

...suddenly, i'm really glad that i only kissed you on the cheek.