shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

... well, I guess I could picture a me living with one that's just extremely insensitive.

 

"Interesting in what way...?"

 

"Lemon tea doesn't ever seem to have the same kick..."

Bill makes a face before making a point to pretend Mara's not there.

He smiles back and nuzzles his cheek.

 

theres one where u Are the extremely insensitive cronus

 

"Seriously, just go home. Don't make me do something that'll embarrass you and irritate me."

 

or cronus, right?

 

Oh, but that'd be rude, Great-Uncle Stanford! I've got to be polite, don't I?

 

"That you're both Stanford Pines, for one thing," says Alex. "I'm Alex Pines, this is my twin brother Mason, this is my cousin Jezebel, and this is her best friend, Gwendolyn Northwest."

 

... I didn't need to know that.

 

"It's polite to call people what they ask you to call them, dear," says Lissa.

 

*Shrugs.*

sorry man thems the Fax^TM

 

I am Mara, The Evil One! The Prince of Evil, A General of the side of Chaos! I am a powerful demon lord who once nearly tempted The Buddha!

 

Not if they don't know better!

 

No, this is a fax.


*sighs* Kids these days...

 

"Yes, but as a general rule, one's elders do know better," says Lissa.

 

He blushes a bit and is content. For the most part. Except...

There's the smallest of eye-twitches at this as he clears his throat, "I'd appreciate if you called me just Ford, and I'll call you something polite in turn."

 

whats that i cant see it over my post millennial google glasses

 

No.

 

A printer-type writer-message sender attached to a phone, more commonly known as a "fax."

 

can i get that in l33tspeak