shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You'd do well to watch your tone if you knew what I was capable of.

I cannot abide a coward.

 

Ford rolls his eyes. "She's a feline. Of course she is all of those things. Do you know how long it took for all that damned conditioning to break?"

 

ooh, the furry cheetos gonna kick my ass, nowv is he.

 

Conditioning?

 

"There's cowardice and then there's common sense." Mason shrugs.

 

"Valisseira was brought up in a death cult and conditioned to be an emotionless ascetic. If she had not finally experienced powerful physical sexual attraction at a time when she was wavering in her commitment to the religion, I'd be dead, and she would still be a stone cold assassin." Ford feeds Lissa another piece of fish. "Isn't that correct, dear?"

 

Lissa eats the fish and then looks up at him. "Find me," she says. "It's actually all still there. And the longer I stay in a place where I can't feel, where I'm always cold and never touched and never held and never fed and cannot hunt, the harder it tries to engulf me again."

 

Are you not dead, then? How exciting! Daring rescues and hidden princesses!

-She claps.-

 

Your attempts to enrage me are childish.

 

"Fuck this shit," says Ford. "Jezebel, run. I am going to find your mother. Mason and Alex are equal to the task of handling Will until we get back and without us, the rest of us have a better chance against Her Imperial Fishstink."

He wraps his cloak around Lissa, and they both disappear.

 

"I think we just figured out that she's stuck in the portal. Why does that just keep happening?"

 

But it is rather like Orpheus and Eurydice, don't you think?

 

are they, or are you just a little bitch.

 

*He seems upset.*

 

[ooh, exciting! misto perks up from his perch...somewhere distant and high up, and leans forward to watch]

 

He pauses and stares at the now empty seat by him, shaking his head.

 

*Gentle thwap.*

 

*Aw, shit.*

*He stops that.*

Nabile, my desert blossom, he provoked me.

 

You're a big Kyrii, you know how to use your words! No blasting strangers.

 

It is as you wish, but I cannot guarantee my behavior should he continue to disrespect me.