shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

big fat nothing.

 

Do you want my free opinion or the premium package?

 

... you don't have a name? At all?

*sighs*

That's... that's... real sad.

 

That can be fixed y'know.

 

i knowv, ok?

 

Oh. Yeah. Of course.

Is there anything you'd like to be called?

 

are you hot?

 

You don't just hand out names willy nilly! Names are something to be carefully considered. Except for everyday names, I suppose, but I'm not sure that you folk do naming the way we do back home.

Even so! You can't just pull one out of thin air, even if you are a conjurer. [he crosses his arms and thinks about this] But I guess if you're him and he's you then taking his-your name would be...fitting? Not for a second or third name, of course, but for an everyday one that's probably perfect.

 

obvwiously ivwe still got that name. i just cant use it because, vwell. *Sigh.* its EVWERYONES name.

 

Eugh. That's a bad name and I wouldn't use it either.

[he's not familiar enough with the cronii to know what specifically is being referred to, but damn if he'll ever admit that, and the very idea of a name that everyone uses is enough to make him shudder]

 

I dunno, throwing names at the wall until they stuck was pretty much how I was named. I'm Static, or Glitch, or Glitchbomb, or Upload, or Techbane, and once I stopped shorting out all tech in a five meter radius every time I had Emotions I started being Circuit. Pretty often I'm also "What The Fuck Just Happened Nothing's Responding" and "Why Are My Turrets Shooting Me"

 

... aren't you supposed to judge that for yourself?

 

dude.

 

... what exactly do you want from me here?

 

-discreetly points at their eyes-

 

... hey, you don't need to see to judge hotness... Voices can be sexy too, you know... And no one at all being hot for someone is entirely possible.

 

[his expression becomes one of horrified shock. it is one part "oh my god all these names why" and one part "oh my god names are personal don't tell me all of them"]

Are those last two Names or something someone calls you, though? Because I've been called my fair share of things, but they aren't my names. Magical Mister Sparklebutt doesn't have quite the same ring to it, you see.

 

you couldvwe just said 'no' to my question, you knowv.

 

Hotness is subjective.

 

youre subjectivwe.