shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*smirks* And that's why I couldn't just give a straight answer to your question.

 

The last two were jokes on account of they get said around me a lot when it's my turn on the 'ruin people's day' roster. -Poor Mr. Mistoffelees if he thinks that's all of the names they've been given-

 

vwell played, jorm the nemie. vwho do you havwe in towv to rob me blinder?

 

You knooooow, you could have just touched to find out if he was hot. Seeing with the fingers and all. -she doesn't wink, because 1) FishNorm wouldn't see and 2) she doesn't have to. It's audible in her voice-

 

... Jorm? The Nemie?

 

...oh. right.

thats vwhat you said your name vwas, right?

 

No.

Norm. The. Genie.

 

vwhat evwen is a norm?

 

"About my beard, or what's going on with the kid? I'm not selling my soul or anything. Uncle Ford does not train fools." Mason grins at her.

 

... it's my name.

 

but vwhat is it.

 

A name. A name that is mine. My name.

 

but vwhat is it??

 

It's what I'm called. An arbitrary sequence of sounds that labels me for easy referencing. My name.

 

but theyre not arbitrary. they cant be arbitrary, thats not howv names vwork.

 

Why the hell can't they be arbitrary?

 

because that isnt howv they vwork!

 

I see! Given the, er, others I couldn't really be sure.

[he does not see]

You get it! See? He gets it.

 

Not everyone spends nine months obsessively pawing through baby name books, buddy.

 

...vwhats a baby?