shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

because your love of "fuck" is obvious and self-evident

 

no, im saying you seem to be awfully invested in how much i enjoy a good lay.

 

it means you like "kids" because they are "annoying as fuck" and you "enjoy" "fuck"

 

obviously not what i meant, pal.

 

yfip: @Cronus J. Ampora
- loves "fuck"

 

i was going 2 ask whose fave he was but i played myself there

 

your fish is poisoned

 

[Afterglow summons various poking sticks and hooks rather than touching anything directly-- he's not doing damage, he's just wary of alien tech doing weird things.]

 

It's fine, none of it works in the state it's in.

 

'Not functioning as intended' doesn't mean 'not dangerous if handled roughly,' and I'd rather not take chances.

 

I guess, but I've already poked and prodded all this stuff.

-She digs through the box, looking for something.-

 

Ahahahahaah
Oh wait you think that actually changes things?
Sweets, it doesn't matter if I get paid or if I get maintained. The master owns me. End of story.

Eh. Had worse.

 

Okay, where do you wanna be dropped off?

 

Primus, you think you can get rid of me. That's adorable.

 

No, seriously. Let's drop you off somewhere if you don't wanna work on the TEAM.

 

the only thing more obnoxious than moralizing about slavwery is moralizing about slavwery vwhile havwing slavwes but trying to pretend they arent slavwes.

 

From where I'm standing it looks a lot like Scanner is choosing to work on the TEAM instead of getting dropped off somewhere of his choice while getting paid. How the fuck is that slavery? Stop imposing your weird worldview on Cloudcrusher, Scanner, he doesn't appreciate it.

-She crosses her arms.-