shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She holds back.-

What's it do to the system?

 

What they've destroying our country needs — our country great again. Yesterday, because boy, does that send signals to Putin and all of the other people want to cut the hell can you believe me. The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody. Appreciate it. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you very much, everybody. I use these threats. After a full and partial and long — really long overdue security, above all else. That was a rough week. The clowns were going to take care of our vets. So, so important. And I hear their speeches.

 

Nothing immediately fatal. [Once he's sure the motion won't nick her, Afterglow retracts the blade. He smiles a bit, shaking his head.] I like you, dear, but a mech like me needs to keep some professional secrets.

 

"Fuck you," Jezebel says flatly. "Fuck you in your nasty orange ass, you dried-out cracker."

 

What exactly is wrong with the color orange.

 

Pffft, fair enough! I just got a bit over-excited, sorry.

 

"So @Wilhelm," says Alex, "what do you think is going on with my mini-me and whatever's been overshadowing her?" Alex conjures up a tray of snacks and some Pitt Colas.

 

It's fine! I couldn't tell you most of the exact mechanisms even if I wanted to anyway, honestly, I'm not the chemist of our team. He's a good deal larger than me, for one thing.

 

Have you guys been okay with the war being over? I know Megatron defecting was... hard for a lot of people.

 

In our case, he was incompetent enough that the entire federal government fell apart, and the states split apart into pieces. And now the remains of the government is fighting over the power vacuum he left. And yet some of them are still loyal to him somehow...

 

...There have been ceasefires before. The war has been 'over' before. This is a new voice singing the same old song. Lord Megatron wouldn't leave us forever.

 

...I hope it's over. If it's not, the TEAM is going to fall apart. I don't know what would happen to me and Stentato.

 

"Sadly," says Gwendolyn, "he picked some smart evil people to work for him." She shrugs. "The alien menace is still an alien menace and would be one even if Obama were still president. But at least Obama wouldn't be welcoming her. But hey! Maybe he'll make a grab for it and she'll vaporise him. That would at least be hilarious in the middle of the apocalypse."

 

He immediately sprawls out on the couch, taking up most if not all of it because of his height.
[ No worries, I getcha! ]

"I think something big is coming in her dimension and she's probably being manipulated to further the means of that something, though I couldn't say what specifics that'd be," He replies and retrieves a soda, opening it and drinking some.

 

No, but do you know who? The clown did. You know, he put out a memo – “You can’t do it. We have people that want to thank you. I’m going to put America back to work. We’re going to take care of our vets.

So we're now off to Nevada.

 

"You've more or less admitted you're a Cipher," Mason says frankly. "Just...human, somehow. And that felt like a Cipher to me. But not Will Cipher. Will is...kinda evil Zen? And the evil really doesn't show until you get to know him very well. Uncle Ford trusted him once, long ago. But he and Uncle Ford fell out when he brought Lissa back from her dimension, and...that was before we were born? Will's bound to keep him in check. But he's obviously gotten stronger than we thought."

 

Yeah for one purple is so not my color.

 

"Human only in appearance, if even that! Haha!" He took another swig of soda before continuing. "Chaos doesn't know good or evil, and if it did, it wouldn't care! I can be just as bad as Will, if not worse- heck, I HAVE been, and nothing will ever change that I've done some pretty horrible things! Best I can do is to learn from 'em now and try not to repeat it all! I'm lucky that the people I care about have more or less forgiven me for what I've done and some part of me still doesn't understand why they did, but..."

 

We don't have aliens, but the population got exposed to top secret military experiments. He had the oil pipelines all connected, and something got in the Dakota pipeline after he built that military base over Standing Rock. Now weird shit happens wherever there's an oil spill.
[To demonstrate, Alex's veins glow green as she rummages around in one of her pockets, before sprouting a milkweed seed in her palm.]

 

how do i do that.