shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

you sure that applies to magic half-genie babies.

 

The little one isn't only a genie. They are part human, and there are better ways to learn how that affects their healing factor than hurting them, intentionally or not.

 

No, but better safe than sorry, right?

 

... I guess...

 

like i said, someone give the brat a baby doll.

 

you all suck! a lot!

 

I PROVIDE CLASSES FOR EVERYONE IN NOT SUCKING.

 

Why?

 

i provwide classes for evweryone in sucking.

 

i dunno. i'm just really pissed!

 

Pee somewhere else!

 

I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GOOD TEACHER.

 

In the least fun sense of the word.

 

id imagine it vwouldnt be fun if theres nothing there.

 

howv dare you.

 

'Heaven' is easiest to reach in the Woods. The Woodfolk know what they are and know their power. It's easy to slip sideways into their private realms.

Men build hundreds of heavens, but can reach none of them. Their sorcerers are closest, but also farthest. They reach for godhood without realizing they already hold it.

 

There's totally something there! I just don't think you'd be any good at sucking it!

Easily.

 

i givwe lessons in getting beat up! a lot!!

 

(When @Rayineen's bird dropped Reed's sunglasses back on her head, she thankfully abandoned the plan she had been developing, which was to fire a warning shot in the bird's direction. Now she says:)

thank .. you? for asking your bird to give me my glasses back. christ, this place is weird.

 

Why would anyone want those lessons?

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