shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I never said I wasn't a hypocrite. I'm a bitter old glitch with a six-million-year grudge. I just hope your pretty shrink puts down his badge before I get to him.

Up your tailpipe.

 

So what about the people who were BUILT as Autobots and never got a choice? Both sides did plenty of that, didn't they, and the Decepticons sicced the DJD after ones who made a choice for themselves and left.

-She gets on her toes and pokes his belly confrontationally.-

Please stick to shooting Optimus Prime or something!

 

Naw, I wouldn´t waste engex like that. What crawled up your aft and died?

 

[His hands twitch like he wants to do something, but Lacuna takes no harm for poking an assassin.] Please refrain from touching me. [That's easier than dealing with her actual point.]

A Senator's spike : )

 

Fine. Sorry.

-She crosses her arms and looks away.

 

Those guys suck in berth. -summons engex, offers-.

 

[Congrats, now they're crossing arms at each other. He's already admitted he's a hypocrite, what else does she want?]

I'm well aware. Drinking doesn't help.

 

Whatever, okay? I understand revenge.

 

...This was yours. [He offers her the gun they were looking over earlier.]

 

-She takes it and tucks it in the box.-

Do you like infusions?

 

...Sure. [He has no opinions on drinks, but the metal in an infusion is at least healthy.]

 

I never used to have them, but I kind of like them now. And, not gonna lie, I kinda like the luxury?

 

I can't say I have them terribly often. Not intentionally, anyway; can't say what's in people's lines.

 

-She rubs her neck awkwardly.-

Yeah...

 

(Jhenya, in the meantime, has parkoured up to look over the edge of the box. And by Vereyann below, there is a lot of stuff there! And so interesting! Things Jhenya has never seen before and can barely imagine what it does, but their tech gift, their Illumination, is rattling away dissecting possibilities and ideas. Most of this is at least three tech levels above their own knowledge, but that's alright, that's what the gift is for.
Most of it is too big, and the pink mechanoid seems busy in a conversation -- and Jhenya is too busy trying to sort all these new ideas and concepts to comment on any of it although some of it is very sensible -- to ask for touching privileges. You don't touch other people's scrap or toolboxes without their permission, that's just bad bad form.
They are, however, furiously scribbling in a notebook, and have filled several dozen pages.)

(veeery belated edit wrt pronouns. whoops.)

 

[It's entirely possible the organic, with their smaller eyes, could find details Afterglow himself missed on some of this scrap, but... given how awkward he's made things with Lacuna, it doesn't seem polite to just go back to pawing through her materials without permission. He sits down and starts caring for his own weaponry instead, producing various blades from increasingly improbable subspace pockets.]

 

"For one, probably attempt to break the barrier around the town so I could get out and do who knows what..." He shakes his head.

 

...Sounds like someone I used to know but he's been dead for a while!!!!!!!!!

Yes it is!!!!!!!

Bacteria are gorgeous!!!!!!! And important!!!!!! Things don't work without bacteria!!!!!!!! Why would bacteria not be valuable????? And mammals decide not to be pregnant themselves all the time!!!!!! That's nature!!!!!!!! Nature has its own balance and that's important!!!!!!!! But life is so beautiful!!!!!!!!! So so so beautiful!!!!!!!!!!

Valuable to me!!!!!!!!!!! And valuable to themselves!!!!!!! And valuable to anyone who appreciates beauty and cycles and PRETTINESS

 

[A particularly bulky robot appears, just out of arm's reach of Lacuna and Afterglow; while he's not much taller than 'glow, his build and black-blue iridescent paint make him much more noticeable. He grins, baring a mouthful of fangs.] Awwww, jitterbug, who gotcha all riled? Your pokey bits don't need any more poking, promise.

 

-A Catte pads in-

Hey, been a while since I´ve seen one´a you guys!