shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She preens.-

I'm only 12, you know. 13 by the end of the summer.

 

doubt whatever she did is THAT hard if you know the spell.

 

Really? [he makes a show of looking up and down at her] That's awfully young to be as good as you are! When I was a kit, I had trouble not setting people on fire every time I got upset. [a wink and another smile]

I don't use spells! What I do is simply willing what I want to become reality, no wands or magic words required, although they do help if you've got a tough crowd.

 

everyone knows wandless magic cant compare.

 

Yes, I've had a lot of practice-

That's what I do! Although apparently it takes a lot of energy. Mason is always nagging me to do things the proper way.

-This is a good point to mention that if Misto has any sort of sixth sense for these kind of things, he'd be able to tell Mab is heavily overshadowed by a non-corporeal entity and burning herself out.-

 

So you say. But consider: MARIN KARIN!
[Mara, predictably, begins casting charm spells everywhere.]

 

what the hell is that.

 

Magic certainly has its uses, yes. But personally, I find that a bullet is much more applicable in a greater variety of situations.

 

It is I, Mara, The Evil One! May your legs wobble as you gaze upon my splendor in fear! Gwahahahaha!

 

[he raises an eyebrow and makes a finger gun, aiming and firing a small bolt of electricity at cronus' foot]

I don't know how things work where you're from, unfortunately! I've always done things this way, and I'm not aware of anyone back home who does it differently.

[unfortunately, psychic stuff is not in misto's wheelhouse, but he's getting sort of an...uncomfortable inkling. almost as if an invisible third party is watching him, and he's keeping a close eye on mabel, now]

 

Mason says it's like... science. If you can do the right rituals and stuff, it's like amplifying the power you put in, so you can do the same thing with a fraction of the cost. But... it's no cost to me! And it's maaaaath.

-She pouts cutely.-

 

a what.

if anythings making my legs wobble it isnt fear.

*Swears.*

 

If you would like a demonstration, just point me at your head and pull the trigger.

 

why.

 

I am afraid that it is beyond my ability to explain why you might want a demonstration. Only you can know what goes on in that head of yours.

 

no, i mean, what happens if i do.

 

Do I look "One size fits all" to you?

 

almost makes a guy feel inadequate.

 

Something truly magical, yes. The kind of endless gratification that never loses its blissful rapture no matter how repeatedly you experience it. ^_^

 

No mere human could compare before a Demon Tyrant. Gwahahahaha!