shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

It's still silly, though. Dick-ens. Dick-ens. Dick-ens.

So I was right? Nice!

 

-Archive sticks a hand out at Thunderwing.-

I'm Archive of Caminus, and this is my Conjunx, Index.

...yes?

 

Yep. I think she said they told her the reasoning was since she's got what, like four or five optic arrays to switch between they couldn't justify giving her nonessential vision modes? So she's got uh... movement, energy signatures, light level and distance I think? and without the scopes her naked optic can see two colors and shapes. Or something.
She's got great depth perception and accuracy between all of those.

 

Since when was there a surplus in twin population here? Everywhere I look there is a twin. You're a twin. I'm a twin. Isn't everybody here a twin?

 

Dick-ens.

 

Yes. That's the sound. Are you okay?

 

We also know Queen Victoria, Karl Marx, Alexander Bell, and Darwin. Just the many wonderful faces of the world.

 

Dick-ens.

 

Index, I think he needs medical attention.

-She fiddles with her hands nervously.-

 

I thunk that's the human word for valve!

Valve-Ins. How dirty.

 

*snickers* I don't think they're getting it bro. Try saying it louder.

 

It's actually derived from the European medieval Dicun.

 

No, no, no, I'm fine! It's just funny, that's all!

Spike, actually, if I've got my bot terminology right. (And I may not.)

 

DIIIIICCCCCCKKKK

 

You like making fun of people's culturally-important names?

 

... if that's how you wanna put it, yeah...

 

-She looks at Index nervously.-

Er. Did I say that wrong?

 

[He tilts his head and very cautiously reaches out a claw to grab onto Archive's.]
I'm Thunderwing. I don't think any of my conjunxes are around right now?

I mean not technically but my swarm were all built to the same specs?

It sounds like he's making a joke? I don't get it, but it has the tone...?

 

I can't believe y'all are just trampeling on my awful experiences with interface arrays.

 

Well it could be worse. Han-cock. Although, my name does represent my personality.