shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-sits his lil bugbutt down next to her.-

She´s can be not mechs?

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sprocket!!!!!!!

Spoiler: bug

Well yes, but-- have you been near the rest of the <not-swarm> army? They're-- they're awful and also I got to eat someone for saying that but! If we're forged other places they'd have to admit we weren't just made a few centuries ago!!!

 

-She concentrates and 13 symbols appear in the air above her hands, with a ball of light in the middle. A couple of the symbols are obfuscated by dark fog.-

In the beginning, there was Primus. And with his great and divine power, Primus created the 13 Primes, his blessed children. They were great and powerful, but the greatest and most powerful...

-She twitches a finger and the display 'zooms in' on one, the others vanishing.-

Was Solus Prime.

 

duh!

 

[Is good, butwe´d still be people even if we were! I´ll bite anyone who says you´re not people!!!!!]

O.O -storytime mode engaged-

 

-The symbol changes to an image of a shadowed mech working a giant forge.-

Solus Prime was a creator, artificer, and inventor. She worked her mighty forge and used her creation lathe to make many powerful, divine artifacts, supplying her brothers with the structures and objects they needed. But tragedy struck and the Primes had to flee Cybertron when Solus was betrayed by her closest love, The Fallen! She took her people and fled with the Titan Caminus to find a new home, and that's how my colony came about.

-She shuts off the display.-

Every one of us - me, you, Thunderwing, Index, Cinderblitz, no matter what colony or planet we're from and how we're created, carry the sacred sparks of the Primes within us. If you're more affiliated with Solus Prime, you're a 'she'.

 

People say bugs made few centuries ago?
[Refractor looks confused. It mmmmmmaaaay have slipped that he understands bug. Oops.]
Also can you give Refractor video of Gemwing performing?
[He seems cautious when addressing Archive, overly polite.]

 

Ah, yes! How many videos would you like?

 

[Rattlehiss.] Ain't no Prime.

...yes? [Dark google show him how to not scare off the locustfriend.] Not everyone, and I'm pretty sure Waspinator's older than that even if not everyone's heard of him, but... yeah. Lots of people.

 

Ah- I'm sorry.

-She shrinks a little.-

 

...weren't Caminus one of the lost planets anyways? How'd you even hear about Prime long enough ago to say everyone's sparks came from him?

 

Sorry!

 

ALL
[......... Refractor pls contain your excitement]

[That gets a dismissive wingflick and a recording that sounds distinctly like Starscream snorting.]
Waspinator is not that old.

 

-He gets a ping to a temporary file hosting site with a LOT of videos to download.-

 

She´s pretty!

Some do!

 

Lissa bounces into the Rave, her hands not raised, in a much cheerier mood than when last seen, because she's not trapped in a portal. It will be much less difficult to distinguish her from Valiska Pines this time, because she's wearing jeans, cowboy boots, and a Mystery Mansion tank top. Also, she does not have tattoos and her hair is not braided. (There is also much less of it.)

"Well, yes, but that's not what they taught me when I was a child, and early indoctrination is a powerful thing."

Lissa looks at her sceptically. "Is that supposed to mean 'not any more'?"

"Eat all the candy and get all the payments is a very good motto to live by. My husband taught me the first and his brother taught me the second."

Lissa looks confused for a moment. "I think actually you just have to feel like a 'she'. I'm a woman and I've never heard of her."

 

Begging your pardon, but you're not one of our species.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He forgets about his wrecked vox for a moment to chitter-click excitedly]

But that's factually wrong????

 

I hope you enjoy it! Please ask me if you want more files of other artists!

 

I'm just confused now!!

[Shockchirp! How old is locustfriend if 'before the war' isn't old?]

Didn't the sludgesmell organic say organics could be shhhe too though?