shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[HAPPY BUG YELL]

 

-Much chirp. Groom friendbug, make sure nothing is in plating that doesn´t belong!-

-CHIRP!- [Like Seekerbirds?]

 

... Refractor is no Seeker.

 

[Friendly wingflutters!!! And inviting chirpclicks-- maybe they can get an actual pile going instead of just him and Sprock cuddling?]

...oh.

[Nevermind no sads now it is time to HOLLER WITH YA BOI THIS RANDOM ACQUAINTANCE FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YELLING]

 

My alt is also pretty rare! And many don't understand it.

 

[WELL IT'S OUT NOW SO HE CAN VAULT OVER AND CUDDLE THE BUGS]
Refractor is sorry its too scary Refractor cannot do honesty always....

 

[Birdjet.]

-much wingflutter, very groom-
-It must be Yell time. we YELL-

 

-Cuddletime! and chirp time.-

 

What's your alt? Is that how you could open your chest to hide... what was his name, your conjunx?

...other beastformers said stuff like that too, so. I guess I can understand? But we're pretty much safe here I think.

[Yesgood, it is time to groom both his new bugfriends and chirp soothingly to them. It's a good thing none of them are trolls, this is getting scandalously pale.]

 

Index! I'm a carrier.

 

[Grooms carefully.]
Just jet, no bird.

 

[Grooms other bug friend too. cuddles]
Is scary when used to cruelty from everyone.

 

There are two I have seen here. One is broody and looks like an asshole. The other fights in fake nails and pursues blackmail material like a small teenage girl.

I have not seen the other. She has blue skin and speaks only in monotone.

 

I'm not sure yet. I haven't needed to with my new clan. But if we do, then I will.

 

Carrier? Like a convoy...?

Jets, birds. Why bother saying differences when we don't have any birds around?

 

"I'm fond of 'broody and looks like an asshole', I have to say. I'll tell him that next time he shows up!"

 

-groom groom- [If people bother Refractor I´ll bite them.]

-thinks.- [BUGJET!] -two wordchirpclicks stichted together to make one][I´m Fixer/Builder/Healer/Smallfragile. Mostly Fixer and Builder, not good at healing.]

 

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?

 

...I just got angrier at them. And ate someone. But also I have people who like me as who I am? So. That probably helps. Also I'm way younger than you so... less time to pick up on that I think?

Okay I've got most of those but can you tell me what "asshole" and "teenage girl" are?

You sound like Wires! He doesn't fight much on his own anymore, we keep him safe because his medic skills are more important, but he still comes out if we need someone else small in the field!

 

So let's say you are being tortured, that means your sister dies?

Jacob! You don't go shouting that around people. Especially not here. You are failing at making a good impression.