shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

No, like...

-She taps her chest.-

 

[Very serious nodding at the new word. Bugjet! Refractor is a bugjet. Yes.] I was <Scout/Outrider/Fetcher/Solo-but-not-alone>. And now I'm <Warrior/Defender/Steadystrong>! Recon grounders are all so fragile.

 

[He tilts his head, chirrclicking inquisitively.] I. Can't see shapes or colors too well? Is your torso kibble special? I don't see wings or anything...

 

[Lil] Sorry. This place is like a dream- things can change if you think them. I remembered a little too much.

No. It's... like a sickness split between us. I feel the effects, but unless we break the curse she's the one who'll die of it.

 

As long as Symmetra doesn't show up, I'm happy. She is the one person in this universe I can't stand.

 

You could... touch my chest, I suppose?

 

*Jacob soon becomes nervous, he doesn't want Jack the Ripper to show up anytime soon*Hehe, how often does that happen.

 

"Fair enough!" Lissa grins. "Are you...from that universe where there's another me? And another Ford?"

 

Are birds on TEAM.

Refractor likes building things. Makes small drones. Like Eye.
[He shows a picture of the small camera drone.]

[Petpetpet]
Probably. Refractor is bad at being Seeker. Bad at being bug too. Refractor fits badly.

[He looks at Archive, thoughtful.]
Carrier of cassettes?
Like Lord Soundwave?

 

Wow, that is rough to put into your family. How close are you two to breaking it?

 

-She grins.-

Yes!!

 

"What did she do to make you detest her so much?" Angela asks, cocktail glass in hand.

 

Rare. Powerful. Make good intelligence commanders.

 

-Happychirp!- [They should Build them stronger then! sending fragile mechs out is just silly.]

[!!!!!!!! Lord Soundwave? BigImportantProtector? Never Saw him. Was told protects Bugs and Beastformers.

Refractor is good bug. Is doing bug things right right now!.]
-muchly groompet-

 

Or you could... explain, like a helpful person?

???? Commander Soundwave? I don't remember ever hearing what his alt is...

Oh! Sorry.

[Petpetscritch, chirping soothing nonsense all the while.]
Refractor fits fine right here. Good at hiding 'cause you had to doesn't mean bad at being a bug. Camouflage exists!

 

I'm just a historian. It's not like cassettes are that common, either. I'm only bound to Index.

 

We've fought together, and I did get to stalk someone though I wasn't there for the messy business; was busy being second for a Very Important duel. -she doesn't sound wistful at all, nope. She wasn't at the time, but given the mess she does kind of wish she was in on the raid-

My new clan, actually. Us and the small army of other strays they've taken in. -utterly fond-

 

????????????

[Somewhere between envious and teasing:] Dueling. Fancy.

 

It's, ah. Hard to explain. I don't really turn into anything that's useful on it's own.

 

Fragile mechs can be strong too. Cause terror in Autobots. Very good soldiers sometimes small.
[His wings flutter a little.]
Yes! Lord Soundwave is strong and kind and deserves respect.
[He wordlessly nuzzles Sprocket instead of replying to the other bit]

Lord Soundwave carrier type, means bonding with Casseticons like Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ravage, Ratbat... Not much detail known to Refractor.

Skill useful. Historians, many, Carriers, few.
[He shrugs.]