shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Sorry.

 

[Guess who's come rolling out of Archive's chest? It's SMOL WIFE.]

WHO MADE ARCHIVE SAD

 

Sorry!

 

-upset chitterclick-

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-VERY UPSET CHITTERCLICKING- [FRAG Neocybex then. Am Bug, will talk bug! Will bite people who say bugjet can´t be scientist till they stop!]

 

[She points, dramatically, then winks.]

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU <3

 

[Tiny flinch. No, no thinking about that.] Finding words looked hard for a minute there. 'Snot broken. Just... figured I'd offer.

[STARTLED YELL]

 

I, I, I...

-She looks like a kicked puppy.-

 

[DON´TTOUCHMEI´MBIG!!!!!]

 

[Refractor deflates a little.]
Refractor is bad.
[He does make a concerted effort to convey YELL by bodylanguage when the toher two yell tho]

 

[Is not.] -chirpclick- [Is fighty, like Fighterbug.]

 

[She points at both of them, then her own eyes, then points back again. She's watching you.]

You better not make Archive spark! I can climb a building in less than two clicks you know!

Hey! You're okay! You're doing alright.

[She grabs Archive's hand in her own tiny ones and kisses her fingertips.]

Bad and good are subjective and subject to change by authority! I don't believe in bad! You gotta be kind, that's the important thing.

 

No, it's... it's my fault.

 

Refractor isn't bad. Refractor is old. [This is said like it should explain anything.]

 

... Refractor is good at fighting...
[He seems a little reassured]

...?????
Y-yes?????
[He actually re-starts the voice clip a little to convey confused stutter.]

Refractor is not kind.

Both.

 

Sorry!

-Meanwhile, she's replaying the conversation to Index for debugging.-

 

????? [BIG!]

-srs nod-

-nuzzle, rather ruining his threat display-

 

[Tilts his head a little. More pettins while he tries to figure out how to explain.]
You've had... a lot of experience. More than us. And because of how we get treated, a lot of that is painful or sad experience? So sometimes someone says something and it sounds like one of the old bad things, so you react real quick to keep the rest of the old bad thing from happening, even if it ain't intentional?

 

It takes two to tango, my love.

You should try it out sometime! You can both be in the wrong and still be wrong. Being kind is way better than being bad. On that note: hold that thought!

[She twirls a finger in the air as she runs through the conversation, then nods once decisively.]

Oh-kay! Being a historian and an archivist on Caminus is a big deal and pretty important, because we need to maintain our history and the Path of Flame doesn't like it when we keep records that contradict their teachings! So both of us need to be doing it, because I can get the stuff and Archive can file it before it gets destroyed. That's important!

Buuuuuut that doesn't mean that mister, uh, I didn't catch that, sorry, was trying to say that you gotta follow your form completely. Besides! I wouldn't go into a warzone anyways, so the point's moot. You can't force a cassette to do anything.

I think you were talking past each other!

Yeah! This guy gets it!

 

W-we don't have enough resources to handle social unrest.

-She covers her face with a hand, cringing.-

 

[She clings to Archive's other hand harder, swinging herself up and scaling LORGE WIFE.]

That's true too. You're so smart, Archie, you should talk more!