shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

They dislike military. Nevermind that the RDF are essential to my country not being annihilated by omnics.

The lack of caution and forethought is accurate. Do not make fun of the classmate capable of lifting six times your body weight.

 

Would you like some candy, Index? Although- you're sweet enough as is!

-She turns to kiss her wife.-

 

"Ah, are you from that pride that's formed around the other me? I keep hearing nice things about her and her Ford!"

 

[Chitterchirp! Swarm has been fed and soothed, yesgood. wait what]

[Is the fangy grin made better or worse by the bits of pink gel still clinging to the edges of a few teeth?]

 

[She kisses back with delight.]

I would love some candy!

 

-Archive braces herself and approaches the bug pile.-

May I... have some candy?

 

[Thunders' optic band flickers in something like a blink; after a moment he remembers he can summon things here and appearifies another jellycube to offer.]

 

Thank you, Thunderwing. Have I introduced you to Index?

-She hands the cube to Index.-

 

-Looks at the other two- [??]

 

[She shoves the jellycube in her mouth and then offers a thumbs up.]

 

"That's Stanford's job too!"

 

We've seen each other I think? But yes, names are good! [He chirps a greeting to Index, visor bright.] Hello!

<They're friends! And each others' conjunx! Archive's nice, I'm sure Index is too!>

 

when u dont u get shit like kitten tsunamis and Literally Selling a Man

 

-offers some crunchy candy crystals.-

 

To be the HUUUUUGE wife? It's an important job!

Hello! I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier, I was really pumped up and I forget my social graces!

[She winks and then fingerguns.]

 

Thank you!

-She hands them all to Index.-

 

[Into her gluttonous maw they go. Index gives Archive a kiss and Sprocket a thumbs up and a grin.]

 

[He nods. Yep. He can agree with that]

[!!!!!!!!!! He carefully takes his mask off to eat the candy bit, trying to hide his fangs politely, fluttering his wings happily. When he's done and his mask is back on again he happily head-bonks Thunderwing and then Sprocket a little.]

[He makes the Starscream-snort again. Social graces in front of bugs, haha, good joke. Wait... is she serious... uh.]
Refractor of Vos.
[They get the honor of hearing his actual voice from... way back when. He spoke with definite Vosian accent.]

 

Hello Refractor! I'm glad I gotcher name now, 'cause I won't look so dumb when I try to talk to you!

 

I gave him recordings of Gemwing!