shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[You´re Welcome chirp]

-grins back-

-Happy chirp, headbonk-
Sprocket!

 

[He tips his chin up, arms otherwise occupied with Bugfriends.] I'm Thunderwing! It's okay, I get protective of my conjunxes too!!

[Happy chirps! He returns the headbonks, gently leaning from side to side in a playful imitation of locking horns chelicerae. If either of them even had chelicerae.]

 

It's nice to meet you all properly! Although I already introduced myself properly to Thunderwing.

 

-Sprocket does! he bonks back and also gets on with the important task of eating many candy-

Lo! -through a mawful of crunch-

 

"He's actually a huge husband, but it sure is!"

 

Being the huge husband's a good job! |D

 

Are you the biggest?

 

I'm the heaviest! Glow's as tall as I am but he's all struts and foil.

 

Yes, he's the pink scowly one, right?

 

Awwww, he's not that bad! We just don't talk to people besides for work too often? He's just a prickly little jitterbug!

 

Oh, I wasn't insulting him! Sorry!

 

Didn't think you were! I'm just pretty sure you've only seen him when he was coming off one of those... 'how do I interaction what are bad memories' jags? Which isn't how he is always! He's really cute when he gets all focused! He gave me a vocaliser when we first started courting! [This is said like a vocaliser is a pretty flower instead of an internal organ that probably got ripped out of someone.]

 

Oh! Did you damage your vocalizer?

 

No! That was before I got angry enough to eat people for insulting me, 'Glow took it out of someone who called me his pet! [How is it possible for a giant fangy maw to smile so adorably? It's not, it's really not, but Thunder is doing his best c:]

 

Well...

It sounds like they deserved it. Sorry!

-She covers her mouth nervously.-

 

They did, don't apologise! Isn't he the sweetest?

 

Well... Index is the sweetest, but he sounds like the second-sweetest!

 

@Refractor of Vos You said you buolt drones? I got distracted but yours looked neat!

 

[Chirpy giggles!] Okay, fair, you're bonded to her!

 

And Wires is your medic... and there's 2 more? If I'm remembering right?