shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

My swarm is 300!

 

Wow! You're very lucky, too!

 

Yep! Wiretap, Slipstream, and Quarrel!

Swarms aren't all conjunx endurae! [Uh oh, someone's badly covering jealousy.]

 

What are Slipstream and Quarrel like?

I know! They still sound wonderful.

 

-happy chirp-

Pfff, not they´re not! that wouldn´t work.

 

[Refractor pets all the other bugs. shhhh Reffy loves you both. Wait-...]

Yes! Eye is very good at seeing things!!!

 

Secrets! [He still doesn't have a tongue to stick out, but his tone is joking.] Okay, not totally secret, but for real me and Glow have been here already, we gotta keep some of our skills on the down-low. Ummm... Heh, Quarrel's kind of a grump but he's real soft under all that! Like a snail or a beetle! He and Wires were 'junxes even before the rest of us! And Stream is so good at talking to people and getting things! He does our reports usually, he doesn't even care when people yell!

Exactly!! So mine's better!

 

They sound wonderful!

 

They are!!!!!!!!

 

"Don't I know it." He grins. It is the wickedest grin. Except for the part where it's also the happiest. (Some things seem to be trans-universal.)

 

Jezebel rolls her eyes. "Gentlebeings, my parents."

 

What's parents?

 

"She means, we made her!" Lissa points at Ford. "Him, and me. I have no idea why she's blonde, some things are eternal mysteries, but she's ours."

 

Making someone doesn't make them yours, though...?

 

!!!! Like a tiny [Scout]!

-gigglechitter- I dunno I never had a conjunx. You´ll know!

 

Mmm. You can't own another person. Or you shouldn't!

-She snuggles Index.-

 

[Affirmative chirp.]

 

"We don't own her. But she's our daughter." Lissa looks confusedly at them. "Of course you can't own people! But kits have to be looked after when they're little, and their parents have to do it. She's our daughter. We're her parents. Does that mean she owns us?"

 

-She just looks confused.-

 

u can also make people and Not look after them