shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"You call your wife your wife, but that doesn't mean you own her. Jezebel is our daughter."

 

"That's generally regarded as a shitty thing to do."

 

Kits???? Little???? Is this an organic thing or? You've completely lost me, sorry |<

 

bruh half of them r twice my age tf u expect me to do

 

Jezebel facepalms. "I know robots have sparklings. I've seen them. They're my parents. They had sex while she was in season, then I happened."

 

"How the hell did you manage that?"

 

????????? What's a sparkling???? Did something happen on Cybertron???

 

Spoiler: gif

 

I... have no idea.

 

"...I think so? You're asking the wrong person, but...people interfaced, and that made new people inside some of them. Which is also how my parents made me." Jezebel's face is burning red. It doesn't help that her mother is giggling.

 

"You know that's a completely shitty explanation, right? All that word means is 'we don't actually know how it happened.' And I'm speaking as a practicing sorcerer here."

 

?????? Making people inside other people???? That just sounds messy and too complicated! Are there stasis pod alts or something????

 

they sprang from my mind fully grown and decidedly unclothed a la athena mcowlface or smthn

 

Ford cracks up. "Okay, you might want to get your brain checked to see what else is hiding in there."

 

"The mess is part of the fun," Lissa says gleefully.

 

Oh! No, I read about this, it's how organics happen. Well sometimes they grow in pods the adult organics make and lay.

 

you people disgust me.

 

sm real nasty shit which is why theyre all...........Like That

*Gesture @calicosAssassin.*

 

Facing is fun, but have you ever been elbow-deep in someone's thorax? I wouldn't wanna try and put anything together in such a tiny space!

But the other one said mechs do it too???

 

Ford shrugs. "At least we don't let the mess sit around in pails fermenting till somebody comes to collect it and take it to the mothergrub."