shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Absolutely."

 

Juggling masks, not being able to show your true face. It takes a lot out of you. -she taps the beak of her mask-

 

"Are you concerned about how much my dad respects my mom? Because that is just super adorable. She was the assassin that the space illuminati sent after him to prevent him from breaking a timeline that probably really needed to be broken. He knows he's still alive because she likes him."

 

get a block.

 

-She stares at Jez flatly.-

I'm concerned about using words properly.

 

"We are both still fully dressed. What's your damage?"

 

maybe i dont appreciate being forced to vwatch.

 

"Are we actually even speaking the same language? Chill out."

 

I think that just makes those two more likely to dry hump out of spite, dude.

 

"Watch what?" Lissa stares at him. "I grabbed his neck frills, not his cock."

 

Never.

 

(gathering levwerage for next time im told to stop doing something.)

right, because people definitely platonically say they owvn someone vwho is not literally their slavwe.

 

Shhh don't warn him, it's funny.

-touches a finger to her lips, tilts her head from side to side, then grabs @The Spirit-Touched and initiates selfcest makeouts just short of causing a nsfw bubble-

 

Jezebel sighs. "You have negative chill."

 

Yeah I know I'm hot, tell me more.

 

"Do you understand the difference between flirting and fucking?"

 

hi hot im single

 

there is no difference vwhen it comes to 'get it the fuck avway from me'.

that goes for you jackasses too.

 

Hi single I'm dad.

 

-synchronized flip off!-