shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

HI DAD IM PARENTAL INDUCED TRAUMA

*Slaps knee.*

 

Hi parental induced trauma, I'm... sorry?

 

wtf thats the best joke ive ever made give a guy a lil accolade )8

 

-She snaps her fingers and a very tiny piece of paper with golden letters flutters onto his nose.-

-The paper says 'accolade'.-

 

vwhat??

 

eyyyyyyy thats the spir--

ON THAT NOTE

its getting p late i should...............BE GOING

 

Bye.

 

[Thunder got distracted listening to everyone joke around and argue about PDA for a little bit; he shakes his head and refocuses.] That still sounds super weird, there's not enough space in most thoraxes for another mech! Are sparklings a new kind of minicon?

 

Me too, minus the magic and cyphers. I love climbing buildings, especially Big Ben.

 

I think embroidery is a great idea. It's good to do in your free time.

 

That would be important.

*starts laughing *

 

I do know how! I did it. I'VE ALREADY APOLOGISED SO MANY TIMES THOUGH OKAY? I'm sorry I shouldn't have done it I was irresponsible all of this I know hi guys! ˭̡̞(◞⁎˃ᆺ˂)◞*✰

 

[Blinkblinkblink up at the biggest robot to ever robot. Thunder puffs out his plating a little, reflexively trying to make himself look larger.] Who the frag're you?

 

ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
I'm Primus!
The Primus yes and you don't have to believe it but it don't stop being true!

 

...People cuss with your name? How'd you earn that one?

 

Mostly by being a god! Creator god, I created the whole Transformer race, that kind of slag. Well I mean I didn't directly create you but you know! Hotspots and all that, that's me. Used to be me. Got a bit more complicated now.

 

???
[Much chitterclicking as he tries to figure out how this works.] What's hotspots?

 

Where sparks grow and emerge from the ground as protoforms! Doesn't happen much on Cybertron any more I sort of got... annoyed... and we have so many sparks from the war to get through reincarnating before I make new ones!

 

Oh!! [Excite bug! He settles back into thoughtful clicking after a moment, though] ...Is Ground an alt, then? If you're hotspots, and hotspots are ground, but you're on legs now...

 

....Yes! Kind of! It's a bit different for gods! I'm Cybertron but Cybertron doesn't have to stop existing for me to be here like this! -he gestures vaguely to the form he's currently wearing- I don't think I can explain it properly to mortals. ฅ(๑’Δ’๑)