shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

#downwithcronusphobia

 

at least SOME people understand that its not vwvwery polite to make fun of someones accent uvwvwu

 

What the FUCK did you do to that emoticon.
o_o

 

vwvwhat

do you mean uvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwu

 

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

 

-appears, legy out real far-
HELLO DARLINGS!

 

You're welcome? Thanks for what, for acknowledging you know what you're doing??

Oh, is it an accent? I thought you were still learning!

Hello!

 

Well HELLO to you too!
^_~

 

vwvw_vwwv

hey rag top

i get that this getup makes me look a little babyfaced but that don't mean i ain't no vwvwiggler

 

You're saying words but I don't know what half of those things even are. Raktop? Babyfaced?? I'm not even gonna try and say the last one, I'd screw it up big-time.

 

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
@_@
;_;

 

-swish swish, sexy pose on a handy cube-

AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

 

Pretty sure it means he's fraggin' with you, dude.

[Duck down very low to attempt to get a better look at the tiniest robot to ever robot?? He is So Small. But he smells like metal.] You must have very well-made limbs to move like that!

 

They call me THE WRENCH. How about YOU, hot stuff?
^_~

He is ABSOLUTELY fucking with me but I have to KNOW.
>_<

 

THANK YOU! ARE YOU FROM THE UNDERGROUND? I DON´T RECALL EVER MEETING ANOTHER ROBOT.

-moment of shock- YOU DON´T KNOW WHO I AM? -he recovers- AH YOU MUST NOT BE FROM THE UNDERGROUND THEN. I AM METTATON.

 

I know, it was absolutely shameful of me to not know who you were at first. But now I do! And you are FINE.

 

Underground? No, not more than any other spark-- we never had a planetary hive, just a ship! Where are you from that there aren't any mechs around?

 

YES I AM. -pose, preen- I EVEN HAVE ABOVEGROUND FANS NOW! NOT AS MANY AS I´D LIKEBUT THAT´S SHOWBIZ, BABY!

THE UNDERGROUND! WHERE ALL THE MONSTERS LIVE!

 

Monsters? [He chitters a little bit, reflexively wiping a hand over his face. Groomgroom, no worry to be seen here, shhh.] I guess-- if you live there, you're not using 'monster' as an insult, right?

 

MONSTERS ARE THE SPECIES WHO LIVE IN THE UNDERGROUND! I´M A MONSTER. IT´S NOT AN INSULT DARLING I PROMISE!