shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I've achieved being drunk, so, actually, fuck you too!
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Sometimes they do it even if you have a licence because of dumb laws about how fast you can go. LAME.

You don't know SHIT about FUCK.

Spoiler: gif

Can you do shots? LET'S DO SHOTS.
^_^
^_~
[Getting his mask petted is a weird experience but he's gonna get crunk around it somehow.]

 

Well, yeah, but... no one will trust you with a car if you boast about your ability to do vehicular manslaughter sober.

That's 'cause speeding is dangerous. *facepalms* *groans*

 

It's what I try to do. Work from the top as best I can.

So, your universe Dedsec is a thing? They didn't here, I never bothered to follow them up. Has Dedsec done well for itself?

If I don't know shit about fuck, tell me about your shit fuck.

 

tbf my dad does and hes got 2 cars

live ur dreams

 

... that dream sounds more like a nightmare, so I'll pass!

 

But fun! Besides, it's only as dangerous as your inability to control approximately two tons of metal going at high velocity. That's barely any risk at all!
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Uh yeah, AND we took Blume out OURSELVES because we're just better at everything than you.
@_@

 

-Clover starts to make waffles.-

 

That actually sounds like a lot of risk.

 

That actually is impressive. Was Dusan still in charge there? My first move when I became CIO was to kick his prick ass to the curb. Man bun. I bet he has a man bun on his dick. *DRINK*

 

tough talk 4 a dude who cant use the pedals

 

... Nobodys Gotta Trust Me With Shit If Its My Car, Who The Fuck Do You Think I Am??? If No One Gives Me A Car And I Want It Ill Just Fuckin Steal It???

Thank You I Try To Also Fuck Your Dad. I Dont Know Why, But Just On Principle.

 

DONT FUCK MY DAD HE HAS A WIFE AND THREE KIDS

 

Not Literally, Ew.

 

If you're in jail can I still be Tainell's protoge?

 

Have you forgotten that I'm magic?

*sighs* Why do you want to commit all the crimes?

 

Wait Did I Forget Punctuation Again? Fuck That Happens To Me All The Time.

This Is How Its Supposed To Go.

 

NAAAAAH.
^_^

I have ALREADY had this conversation with a version of you that is WAY HANDSOMER and MUCH NICER. Dusan's hipster dick is not a topic of discussion.
>_>

 

Uhhhhhh Probably? I Think Pennarion Has No Legal Paperwork About Moiaillegiance So Who Knows About The Legal Repurcussions On You If Im A Dumb Shit.

Theres A Huge Difference Between "Want To" And "Am Prepared To Do It In Case Its Necessary".

 

I'll leverage my political power to get you out of jail.

-She scoops ice cream on the waffles.-

 

oh thank fuck