shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Tainell grins, especially when Siahar licks Clover's hand and snuffles. "Chroma, please don't worry. When you threatened me over your baby courinna, that was when I knew I would like and respect you."

 

See, I was right! It's all nice and good to say 'well you have a choice' but sometimes you don't really??

 

excuse me for not subscribing to the philosophy that me having shoved my dick up your mother entitles you to special treatment.

youre an asshole to me, im an asshole to you. his little brother picked it up and guess what? no problems whatsoever.

 

Sufferer, Why Do You Insist On Being A Sane Ruler. Thats Completely Confusing. Tyrants Shouldnt Be Nice.
[She shakes her head, then pets Siahar too.]

 

"Ah, well, I did just enter into this conversation, didn't I? I am sorry that you had no choice about it, @Thunderwing. That doesn't mean it wasn't wrong--that means the blame lies on the people who forced you to do it. But you can understand why this lady finds it unsettling that you're defending the actions as fair, can't you? She seems to think you were making friends with her, and it's a little unsettling to find out that someone you're trying to make friends with doesn't understand why you're upset about eating children. I don't know this lady, but I know a lady very much like her, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's had a terrible time trying to have children, too, especially since she pretty much said so."

 

If I put a box with coke underneath it on top of the stairs, will that work as a trap?
?_?

You're rich and shitty, you HAVE to like cocaine.
#_#
._.

 

You could pick him up and toss him.

 

come back twenty years ago.

 

A war is a war. Choice is a luxury only high command are granted, a status only awarded to those who show themselves competent enough to exercise their choices in favor of the Decepticon Empire-
[She cuts herself off from quoting propaganda, shrugging.]
We were told not to interfere with the Insecticons unless necessary, and even then we were told to go through their commanders. They largely have their own culture.

 

-looks up from her spot on the floor. it can't be seen but jame is filled with EXCITEMENT about LAW. assuming she is guessing right about this line of conversation-

What have I dropped in on this time? I figure I'll ask instead of rushing into the situation blindly. For once.

-please. let. it. be. LAW-

 

If I grab his arms can you get his legs?

LAME.
>_<

 

"Because I want my subjects to be sane people, who care about their dear ones and their families and our home, and I want them to be fierce about protecting those things? I can't do everything myself!" He grins. "It's natural and right to fiercely protect young creatures who depend on you."

 

??? Why? If a swarm needs to split, it needs to split, and the new one needs its own space. Easier and safer to take something prebuilt than to take all the <engineers/builders/medics> away from however you even rig up a mobile nursery!

I mean, that too. I'm fourth-gen, and also I'm. Not actually part of a swarm anymore, I'm heavy backup for a more... focused group of standards, so it's not like we're doing a lot of conquering anymore.

[Purple badge? Here? That's not his? Thunder flares his plating out a little, anticipating another wave of jetfuel.]

[He tilts his head, chitterclicking to himself while he thinks this through.] I'm not going to attack her, unless for some reason she's important enough and well-defended enough that we get sent in. And I'm not sure we're anywhere near each other when I'm not out cold? Your species-- you are the same species, right, I'm not getting tricked by similar shapes and heat signals again?-- isn't on the regional threat list.

 

*He counts on his fingers and comes to a shocking epiphany.*

 

Yes.

-She cracks her knuckles.-

 

That's because standards are awful and so is high command. Handlers are stupid.

 

"If she's anything like the lady I know back home, she is very important and quite well-defended. But unlikely to be a threat to you unless you are threatening others. You see where the problem is, here?"

 

touch me and i pump you with lead.

 

No??? I don't? I'm not going to fight her or hers, those aren't my directives anymore and we can just make infinite food here. She doesn't need to be scared of me. What's the problem??

 

"She's extremely well defended." Ford's voice is controlled, with the barest hint of a growl. "Also we are currently dealing with aliens who want to genocide us all, so it's a very personal topic right now."