shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She touches him.-

 

*Her hand goes through him. He knows this is a dreamspace.*

 

"I don't want to be scared of you! Will you be able to avoid directives like that in the future, even if we're not here?" Lissa dabs at her eyes. She's a mess right now, because for once, all the old programming deep down, and the animal self Stanford awakened within her that wants to love and hunt and eat and breed and be free, are in agreement. That doesn't happen often.

 

-She concentrates all her willpower to try and poke his cheek.-

 

AW fucking BULLSHIT.
`_´

 

(Oneira walks in, squints, looks around, and decides to opt for a drink instead)

 

*The texture of 'going through him' switches from 'light projection' to 'mist', but that's about it.*

are you done.

 

-She thinks and then blows on him.-

 

-hops up to standing and walks over to the troll-

Not interested in discussing law or getting into a fight?

-has not bothered to take the helmet off. is that rude or not who even knows-

 

youre honestly just embarrassing yourself right now.

 

TAINELL I CAN'T THROW THIS GUY DOWN THE STAIRS.

 

You look human though? I'm pretty sure it's the Bots who are invading Earth right now, I'm not on that side of the galaxy.

I mean... I think so? Technically I don't... exist. Legally. Swarm Theta's been wiped out. So they can't order me anywhere. And our normal targets are usually... bigger. Physically. It's hard for us to hide on planets built to your scale! So it shouldn't be a problem???

 

You could shove me down a set if it makes you feel any better. Manda knows I'm due for another incident with stairs.

 

No!!

 

"You're safe here," Ford breathes into Lissa's hair, and hands her a drink. "This is a dream. They live in another dimension. And now that Jezebel is in another dimension, too, we're going to fuck those bastards up."


The Condesce wants him to build her a portal or give her his daughter and really she wants him to do both. He's pretty sure he can build something that will look like a portal...and do something else, entirely. And walk right out of her spaceship into Gravity Falls to watch the best Pines fireworks show ever.

 

[She bristles slightly]
High Command is trying their best to make Cybertron better for all of us-
Listen I have no problems with you and yours. I've never had the opportunity to work with a swarm during the war and only heard second hand about your contributions.

 

Damn. I'll just have to fall down them myself.

You did good though, Clov'ika. What you could do.

 

"Find a window." Tainell is drinking some kind of seasoned broth. With a paper umbrella in it.

 

Lady I'm olive, we don't get to discuss law. (This is said with a "duh" voice) We are told and obey.
(She makes a disgusted face)

Not keen on fighting-fighting without a reason but I won't say no to a sparring match if you're offering.

 

[Congrats, Nichy, you've earned a Bug Holler. No words now, only annoyed screeching.]