shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-makes blah-blah motions with his hands-

 

No but let's forget him and go get fucking trashed instead.

 

So you're inherently better than other people? Do you deserve more than they do?

-Pat pat. Archive still looks fond.-

 

-settles a littlebit, soothegroom back [Ok good]
.....
-new arrival, time to Screm- [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

because alcoholism is always the answer to being called out on your shit, right.

 

I LIKE SHOTS! -there are no more shots-

 

(HOLLERS BACK. They are evidently speaking the same language!)

 

-very head-on approach. jame likes that. it's just the sort of foolhardy dumb that she might do. and so, fool that she is, she decides to test out the strength of trolls directly. she braces for impact and the increased strength from her crushgaunts will help even things out a bit on her end-

 

They should! I'm pretty. Can I have candy?

-mildly puzzled stare- I'm AWESOME.

 

(A tiny voice in Apostasia's mind reminds her of the 'scrap attributed to your name that you sure as fuck didn't authorize', but she opts to ignore it, and Primus as well.)

 

Yes.

Want to play a game?

 

Well, she seems to be all right now, so I suppose I'll let it go.

Did you have your fuel yet?

I'm not sure this is a question she can properly answer at this point in her timeline. She's still maturing.

 

Which is why I sadi it and didn't just punch him.
[She rolls her optics] I'm only occassionally a sparkless monster and not to people on my side.

Okay. You're upset with me for some reason though and I don't get it, so why not settle it with a duel?
[She deflates and looks just confused.]
I don't know what I did okay! I have no fragging idea what all went down in y'all's corners of the front lines. Wasn't anything I had much to do with! I serve the Cause and I'm sworn to high command so I can get a bit touchy if people insult them.

 

Yes. Sorry! I know she's not being mean, she's being... what is she here, 5? 6?

 

"The eating isn't what really upsets me, it's all of the killing," Lissa admits. "I was raised to believe that life is suffering and we're all better off dead, but that's not what most of my species believes--we're not human, we're felines--and it's not what most sapient beings believe. Life is very precious, and we don't have it nearly as long as we'd like, and it's the one thing you can take away from someone that they can't ever get back. I don't really care if people eat me after I die. Grok away, and on the Station that's exactly what would have happened, but I don't want to die and I don't want my children to die and I don't want my Ford or my people to die."

 

howv.

 

Yeah, obviously?
?_?

 

YOU PICK THEM UP AND DRINK THEN AND THEY GO FIZZ!

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss?

YES

 

Hmmm. Hide and go seek?