shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*chokes on her tea she suddenly has*

 

Big one makes sense. Yes. I don't kill people just for existing! Not now that I get to choose who, anyway.

...okay, I might kill handlers just for existing. But just them.

!!!!!

No it's not. The war doesn't end 'til we win!

[Close enough, apparently, because rewriting is too much fuss. When he doesn't get a bug-noise response, Thunder shrugs and switches back to Neocybex.] Hey there. Uh. Sorry. I got startled.

 

-lets her go after cleaning her face-
Have fun.

 

Ford sighs, watching Lissa eat scallops and shrimp. Lissa loves to eat waterbugs (and really most of the things he was taught as a child were unclean, but you can't be picky when you're travelling through random dimensions). It is really too bad he can't take out the Condesce in a way that would still allow him to feed her to Lissa. At the very least, her heart. Since she threatened their daughter, the only child Lissa has ever managed to carry full term.

An appropriate end, really, for the murderfish who chews up her own people and everyone else who gets in her way.

 

I like how this girl thinks. Don't you Evie?

 

-freed, she immediately speeds off to go find somewhere to hide-

 

The big guy in charge surrendered, actually, so it's over for a lot of us!!! You could choose to keep fighting, or whoever's in charge might make you, but I think that's not a worry for you right now, so why would you want to???

 

Haha, whoops, sorry! Didn't mean to.

Earlier question still stands, though!

 

I'm... Did they not tell you about...
[She looks incredibly upset at the implication]
Right, uh... i guess for starters I can tell you about L-... about Megatron's writing? [She summons a copy of Towards Peace and hands it to Thunderwing.]
And I'm not... quite Command-swarm? I uh. I was given my badge by Megatron himself, because I have been a Decepticon for... for a very very long time. I hold Lord Soundwave in high regards and I respected Lord Shockwave's scientific breakthroughs. And I had the honor of receiving my latest post from lord Starscream himself. But it would be presumptuous to call myself swarm with them. I have sworn my spark and my frame to serving the Decepticon Empire and to making it and Cybertron a place for all to be on equal footing-... And I'm aware that we have strayed from the path, but...

 

-Archive closes her eyes and counts.-

 

-oof. the answer is a damn sight stronger than humans. enough so that she is definitely pushed over. this was a stupid decision and as jame goes down she grabs at oneira. hoping to grab hold and take her down as well. as well as display the bone crushing strength of the shuk'orok. not enough to break, but definitely far more force than human arms and hands should be capable of exerting-

 

... I knew the war got bad towards the middle, but to not even be told about what you're fighting for, just to go and kill the people with the other badge?
(Apostasia makes a disgusted face)

 

*tried to act calm in front of the star* I... like your body. What is it made of?

 

@Mettaton EX
You certainly are the flamboyant type, aren't you?

 

Oh Jacob. You like anybody that is rambunctious. I don't find this surprising.

 

METAL AND MAGIC" WHAT IS YOUR MADE OF DEAR?

-POSE- IT´S SHOWBIZ!

 

(Looks like this one overestimated herself, but Oneira full well plans on pinning her to the ground and willingly goes along. There's a trick she learned from sparring with her Jame's Ten, and so she tries to put the momentum she has into rolling over Jamethiel and landing back on her feet, but her opponent's grip is too strong for the to properly work, so she just kind of. Flops awkwardly halfways through the motion.)

 

I know he did, but we didn't. Stream said the bosses said so. And I don't mind protecting my squad!!! I'm not leaving them!!! [Distressed clickyclick.]

...I'm pretty sure we're almost done with a big argument about not fighting everyone, and also I kind of just want to keep eating right now? [This is a horrible excuse if she's ever met Insecticons. He always wants to keep eating.]

What does writing have to do with fighting, except maybe leaving orders if comms are down??? Lord Soundwave is okay but Shockwave is-- [a string of snarls and growls that are clearly derogatory even without knowing the language; Sprocket might catch things along the line of 'egg-crusher' and 'torturer'] and Starscream doesn't care. He just wants to fly and fight. And that's fine!! I like flying and fighting!!! But that's not all a leader should care about.

Other badge? By the time a swarm's sent out they want us to eat everyone. It's why we don't-- didn't get paid 'til we won.

 

"I often do make sense," Ford says lazily, grinning. "And as for the handlers, it sounds like they earned their place on your table. Grok them in fullness and move the fuck on. The war is over, now we have to figure out how to live without it. The eternal battle of a free society--how to stay free when you can see the whites of their eyes, and how not to forget to be free when it's safe again."

 

To be honest, I don't know. Nick helped me get it. I was a floating orb like Codsworth, but this body is a lot better for other things.