shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

expressed, fine. heard, no.

 

-leans over and whispers in his audial- You are such a spike. -he doesn't sound serious either, and follows the words with a kiss to the side of Unicron's head-

 

"This is really wobbly"

"Was that Primal? What did you say?" -forgets to hold onto Lacuna trying to go to Unicron and nearly falls over again.

-He looks down at himself- "I still have claws. and a tail. Huh. What´s my face look like?" -he reaches up to touch and put his finger in a cheekhole, pulls it back- "Eek!"

 

[Humming indulgently, Onyx summons a sphere of her own, deep black gone gold and rust-red 'round the edges. If Soundwave touches it, he will see himself from her currently-smaller perspective, the edges of the memory tinged with adoration and pride.]

 

Yes, the balancing is different. Try to counterbalance with your arms and your tail. Want to try a few steps with me holding your torso?

 

"Rude," says Ford, "and who are you to decide what's cool?"

"Logistics we can talk about, although I will point out that the laws may be different." Ford smiles at her.

Ford grins at the kitten. "I was born bipedal and it still took me a year to learn how to walk. Congratulations!"

 

*He shudders a little and transforms into a large metal seahorse not unlike his lusus.*
not this.

 

[Onyx stretches out towards Crobot, only barely remembering not to boop strangers.] Oh, that segmentation is delightful! I'm quite sorry you dislike your alt but this is beautiful!

 

I have cheek holes like caer! I wonder if my energon will drip out of them. It doesn´t out of caer but I don´t know how she does it.

Yes, I think that would help.

-distinctly squeaky from alarm- A WHOLE YEAR!

 

Oh, sweetie, I don't think it'll take a whole year for you. Human babies have funny-shaped feet, right Doctor? And they have to build up muscle strength.

 

"That's right," Ford says. "I was trying to get the message across that you're doing quite well!"

 

Not liking it is different from not considering your ideas worthwhile because you screamed them once.

Actions are reacted to whether one considers what is reacted to true or not. What you meant to mean "This is not worth my time" may be read by someone else as "Not expressed loudly enough".
[Clearly he seems to find such things amusing]

Yes I am fairly sure this has been sufficiently established.
[He chuckles.]

It was. A ritual phrase expressing appreciation for the shown altmode and hoping for it to be useful to your aspirations.

Some would consider such sentiments formism.

 

lol that s part of why humens r fuckin werid

we jsut kidna pop in2 existince and r alredy awsome from the start

 

Haha, me too! The species kind of changed, though.

 

"...Amethyst, are you stoned?" Ford thinks for a minute. Maybe this isn't the Amethyst he knows.

 

yeah, see, i kinda like havwing arms and its pretty obvwious the fella vwho built this has a MASSIVWE thing for my lusus.

can i havwe that again in beforan.

 

Oh, Soundwave, have you met... Unicron?

-She realizes it might look weird to introduce him to the Unmaker. But it'd definitely look weird not to.-

 

am i evre not

 

-relieves sigh- Oh Good. I´m glad, I can´t waste a whole year trying to walk that would be silly. I´d be better off getting reformatted.

That´s interesting, I´ve never read about that. I think it will though. People take bipedals more seriously.

Hey! Our paintjobs match!

 

Well that answers that question.

Ford laughs. "Okay, but have you been smoking weed or sitting in my secret classified project room getting high off the harmonics?"