shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Fighting's fighting. S'long as you get hit, it's real. Pit stuff and streetfighting and sparring. 'S all fun. Killing means you don't get to fight them again, which suuuuuucks.

 

"I told you you wouldn't like me if I believed the things you were trying to tell me. Now do you get it?"

"It isn't cheating if I have permission. We also have another partner now. Wait, how do you know so much about me?"

 

not dealing vwith this.

*Poof.*

 

"Stop being miserable. He's not your kismesis. I am."

 

so did anyone else see the black buff-ass bug alien with the face of a twelve year old or what.

 

"I told you you would still be hot even if you let yourself get old." Lissa grins.

 

Whoa, this is like some X-files style stuff, or maybe a Twilight Zone episode. Eventually we find out our Ford wasn't the real Ford!*fake gasp*

 

The fact that you were right makes you even worse, honestly. Or better, considering the current situation.

I'm always miserable.

-floats over to THE GOOD FORD and just kind of hangs there. reclining in the air. while she ponders. This Is As Awful As The Woman Being Right-

 

(The planned elbowing leaves her wide open for the kick, so it connects, and knocks the wind out of her.)
Oof!
(Good thing Oneira, even though she's barely 6 and a half and not properly trained it combat, is sturdy, so while she staggers, she doesn't go down. If Jamethiel is still in kneeing range when Oneira catches herself, she'll get a right hook into the stomach area.)

 

What was that?

 

Ford's not cheating, he's poly.

 

man with a shitton of wives.

 

*claps in approval*

 

We had lots of reasons for beginning to fight. We also never said we were above killing. Wounds need to be cauterized before they can be welded shut.

"Philosophy" is the sort of writing that reflects on how best to act and the nature of society, values, and things like that. There are no blueprints for it, sadly, that would make many things a lot easier.

I came out here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so called out right now.

[She smiles, not that Thunderwing can see it with the battlemask. oops.] Make sure to try and find an early one with as little ammendments as possible.

 

Nononononono. I don't want you to leave your body, I was wondering if you could. It's just a simple question.

 

Stanford takes this all in. "It's okay," he finally says. "We swing. It's just...everything I've ever heard about you is that you are incredibly monogamous. I always did think it was rather strange."

 

Is that normal? That seems like a lot to have on one being.

 

(Apostasia apparently has a receptionist-voice in her repertoire of modulations.)
Little Nichrome is looking for her daddy. Please come to the information information desk. I repeat. Little Nichrome is looking for her daddy.

 

isnt normal, also isnt my business so i dont give a fuck. marry a goat for all i care.

 

-She shrugs.-

He's got a wife and a boyfriend. And the boyfriend's dating both of them. Seems like it'd even out.