shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I didn't know what laughing was besides a noise standards made sometimes until I found Slipstream. [He shrugs.] I don't think it's universal. Not a whole lot is! There are species who don't make facial expressions, or who don't vocalise!

 

Well... I'm not a linguist. You're probably right.

 

A whatist? Those are just things I've seen! ...usually while we were cleaning up, but most people who can yell when they see us coming do.

 

A linguist. A scholar who specializes in languages. You can specialize in all sorts of things!

 

*laughs* My spades is determined to never kill anybody and I honestly admire him for that, so... comparing kill counters with him is not really that applicable.

 

-soothechirp- Of course!

Standards make lots of funny noises! -snuggles against thunder-

What´s a scho-lar?

 

Someone who studies and learns things for a job! I'm a scholar.

 

"Your heart's got a body count, though."

 

Yeah, but the albino troll lady said that the spades was the one for comparing kill counters with, and well... that felt amusingly ironic to me, knowing Pap. And it being amusingly ironic was what I was remarking on.

 

you can compare kill counters vwith a matesprit.

 

[Kas] 'Again'?

[Lil] There's plenty of things that aren't ghosts that act like them. Not to mention the embarrassing number of frauds. Once I got so sick of watching a blatantly fake seance I summoned something a little more real. The alleged medium's face was hilarious.

 

=(] it is a task borne from fo77y
=(] by counting.......you a77ow yourself to fee7 the weight of your actions
=(] it is much more practica7 to 7et the murder fa77 into a du77 and monotonous pattern
=(] it makes it easier it to become routine
=(] it makes it easier for your eyes to g7aze over as if it were some mundane.......everyday task
=(] even if you have to make a spectac7e of the act
=(] desensitize yourse7f to terror and horror
=(] fee7 the numbness of the hammer in your grasp
=(] a77ow the mirth to swa77ow you whole
=(] writhe
=(] honk
=(] sob
=(] gigg7e
=[) 'CAUSE THE CARNIVAAAAAAAL
=[) IS IN TOOOOOOWN!

 

So you´re a scholar until you know enough to do a job?

 

Uh
Hlor-bear?
Fam
You do realize that Gib-
Er
The Grand Highblood
Isn't actuallY here
Meaning there's no reason to go full murdersona on Us?

 

:o)

 

WH47 W4Z 7H47??/ Y0YU"11 H4V3 T0 ZP34K UP 1 C4N'7 H34R YU, H3HH3HSH3H3H3H33

Spoiler: translation

what was that? you'll have to speak up, i can't hear you, heheheheee

 

No, it is my job. Well, I'm a Hearthkeeper since I'm on the Way of Flame.

 

Oh shit Fam
You scared the motherfucking shit out of Me for a second.
You look like the spitting fucking image of Gibs himself.

 

[Hlorri appears to contemplate this a little.

At least, until-]

*blushing wildly* =[) I AM TERRI6LY SORRY, VULKY LMAO-US, 6UT NOOOOOOT TONIGHT!
=[) 6ECAUSE TONIGHT, Y'ALL GET TO SEE THE ENTERTAINER IN ME SHINE THROUGH!
=[) I JUST HATE BEING LEFT OUT OF ALL THE FUN, Y'SEE?

 

HolY fuck.
I'm prettY sure this ain't even the same Grand Highblood We know and love, Hlorri.
Well, the same one You do
To a fucking fanatical degree.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna go somewhere else now.
You're creepY as fuck when You're like this.