shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What the actual fuck.

 

HAVE YOU EVER JUST...CRAVED THE SWEET KISS OF DEATH? BECAUSE WOW, WHAT A FEELING. NO IDEA WHY!

I NEVER SIGNED UP TO BE A PART OF THIS LEGEND, THANKS.

ANYWAY. PICTURE THIS: NUDIST RESISTANCE. EVERYONE WILL BE SO DISGUSTED AT THE SIGHT OF MY TRUE FORM THAT THEY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST, REMAKING THE UNIVERSE ANEW IN FLAME

 

I'm no+t mo+cking yo+u, Karkat. No+t even in the slightest. I'm go+ing to+ guess ho+nesty is pro+bably best here so+, it's definitely flirting, o+r partly flirting anyway. No+t all o+f my fretting o+ver peo+ple is necessarily pale, tho+ugh that's co+nfused partners fro+m time to+ time. So+ o+ne part pale co+me o+n and two+ parts "Po+rrim just do+es that".

If it's no+t so+mething yo+u're interested in then that's fine. Yo+u seemed a bit do+wn tho+ugh, and it wo+rried me. Or do+es, really. But yo+u're yo+u and no+t so+me grub to+ fret o+ver.

 

That all having been said, I can definitely relate o+n the feeling like yo+u were cheated by a cruel and unlo+ving go+d. Wo+w, SGRUB, did yo+u REALLY have to+ make my ro+le every last thing I hated and was running fro+m?

That seems to+ have been the po+int. One I wasn't up to+ dealing with at all, so+ here I am and here yo+u are.

 

Very few players in legend sign up for it.

-puts a finger to her lips and tilts her head thoughtfully- Might work. Would still work better with the boots.

 

P9rrim, I have t9ld y9u multiple times that y9ur c9nstant flirting with Karkat, c9nsidering the fact that we are nearly identical in appearance, is unc9mf9rta6le and awkward to witness. N9w, w9uld y9u please take my wishes int9 acc9unt and ch99se s9me9ne else t9 fixate r9mantically slash sexually 9n?

 

I'm beginning to+ feel like yo+u were sent by Parado+x Space to+ perso+nally punish me. Fo+r what I do+n't really kno+w, but it's wo+rking. Because

Just

What

ARE tho+se?

 

OH. WELL THEN. SORRY, YOU GET A LITTLE PARANOID WHEN YOU'RE ME

IT'S NOT THAT I'M, ER, NOT INTERESTED PRECISELY. I'M TRYING TO SEE HOW THE WHOLE "NO QUADRANTS" AS AN OPTION? IF YOU JUST DO THAT, THOUGH, IT'S FINE. IT'S BEEN IMPLIED I'M KIND OF A PALE TROLLOP SO I CAN RELATE

PARADOX SPACE IS A SADISTIC BULGEWIPE AND EVERY LAST ONE OF US IS WORSE OFF FOR IT.

NEVER MIND, WE'RE IN LOVE NOW.

PAP ME BBY

 

Kankri my ro+mantic cho+ices aren't really any o+f yo+ur business. I've to+ld yo+u this befo+re. I apparently need to+ do+ it again.

It's no+t even like I co+nstantly flirt with him anyway, but, no+, let's just assume Po+rrim is the village two+-wheeled device again. Like we always do+.

 

yea i prolly was

some kinda gremlin designed Specifically 2 fuck up the lives of bangin chicks or smthn

 

Everyone needs a talent. -wink-

 

are we talking about jadebloods or

 

We were earlier I think?

 

Oo+h Karkat o+o+h~ ?

Anyway, jo+kes aside, I can see ho+w it's an o+ptio+n but then I'm me. I've had an eternity to+ be me, to+o+. Awkward as that is. Can definitely see ho+w it's to+ugh to+ get tho+ugh. Neither o+f o+ur cultures really have precedent fo+r that so+rt o+f thing. Hell, even explicitly ro+mantic po+ly-pale relatio+nships are a thing we get huffy and weird o+ver. Or Befo+rans did at least, anyway. The idea o+f no+n-ro+mantic fussing that has no+thing to+ do+ with culling? Unspeakable!

A so+lemn duty as any. Go+dspeed. And please do+n't link anything that ho+rrid again.

 

-Kumari drapes herself over a fainting couch.-

ladies ladies u can all have me drink ur blood.

 

Looks like someone is jealous that they can't get any, and pissed because it's become obvious that it's not their face that is at fault there!

 

Pity I'm fairly certain I'm poisonous. -pout-

 

#That's my line

 

but m'dear if u and me did the blood dance every1 here would explode from how sexy we are.