shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Being treated like a child and spoonfed preapproved information in a condescending manner under the guise of accommodation", et cetera, like Windbag McGee over there keeps doing?
(She points at Kankri)

 

* regards suspiciously *

 

naw. they can come 2 meeee.

 

In the future, please tag y9ur a6leist insults.

I sh9uld think y9u w9uld have m9re sympathy f9r my situati9n, c9nsidering that y9ur 6ef9ran c9unterpart und9u6tedly suffered the same fate. While I d9 n9t c9nd9ne the slaughter 9f inn9cent tr9lls simply f9r daring t9 fall 9utside a ridicul9us s9cietal n9rm, I feel it is a much less 6itter end than spending sweeps with the rights 9f little m9re than an animal and never having the 9pp9rtunity t9 6etter y9urself until y9u die 9f 9ld age, 9r, in many cases, sheer neglect.

Please d9 n9t accuse a culling victim 9f s9meh9w recreating the 9ppressive dynamics he was su6jected t9.

 

You do what you learned to do.

 

Actually, no+. Which isn't to+ say that he isn't co+ndescending yo+u. Because he is and he really, really needs to+ quit it. Kankri do+es have a po+int with ho+w they treated him. As well as anyo+ne else they deemed unfit.

I can get being upset with him, but can we no+t make that so+rt o+f co+mpariso+n? As so+meo+ne who+ has been culled, even if it was o+nly fo+r a sho+rt time it just do+esn't seem appro+priate.

 

:33 *apurroaches* Hello! Are mew furom a dreambubble?

 

Ford chuckles. "And here they've all been telling me that I am the great pale whore of Papalon."

He turns to the other Ford. "See, I can be slutty. Just not in the red quadrant."

 

Kankri might be unpleasant. He might be cruel at times. He talks far to+o+ much and seemingly with the intent to+ shut do+wn everyo+ne fro+m pro+perly respo+nding to+ him.

What he do+esn't do+ tho+ugh is overtly co+ntro+l every last aspect o+f yo+ur life. He do+esn't take yo+u fro+m yo+ur hive and fo+rce yo+u thro+ugh a state appro+ved regimen to+ either keep yo+u o+ut o+f the way o+r get yo+u back o+n track with o+beying. He do+esn't lo+o+m o+ver yo+u with the threat o+f it happening again, assuming yo+u ever do+ get o+ut.

 

yeah! I guess I shouldn't be so surpurrised to s33 another me around here!

 

So, just because you got culled you are now forever incapable of hurting a single soul, yes? Unblemished, perfect, and so on?
Listen, your continuous usage of a difficult-to-read text variance, along with decontextualised phrasing bloating the bulk of your speech obfuscates and detracts from whatever point you were making. In addition to your continued refusal to acknowledge any problems you did not experience yourself, your actions fall in line with that of your oppressors, in that you overwhelm people with a flood of semi-related information, take away any semblance of meaning of certain very important words, silence everyone who has a different opinion and experience than you, disempower their efforts in taking back power for themself, and build you up as this big be-all-end-all.
Face it, you are exactly like the people who culled you.

 

(Oneira makes a face)
Pretty sure that's only because he wouldn't get away with it. He tried to control what terms Chroma used to refer to herself earlier, just because he didn't like them.

 

:33 Yes, there was a strong likelihood of that happening!
*waves a paw*
:33 Hello efurryone!

 

I'm pretty sure yo+u sho+uld sto+p accusing my friend o+f do+ing the same thing that an o+ppressive and traumatic regime did to+ us.

 

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU EVEN HAVE AERATION SACS IN THERE OR WHAT A MI IS EXACTLY. BUT I'M GOING TO SPARE YOU THE FULL FORCE OF MY VOCAL SKILLS, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DO HAVE EARS

MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO MORE KICKING. WORKED FOR US

YOU ARE MOST CORDIALLY INVITED TO INTRODUCE YOUR SNIFFNODE TO MY WASTECHUTE. JUST GET *RIGHT* UP IN THERE

MAYBE THEN WE'LL REACH SOME MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING. YOU NEVER KNOW! PERHAPS IF YOU LOOK REALLY HARD YOU'LL FIND THE SECRETS OF THE MULTIVERSE WITHIN MY RECTUM, OR AT LEAST UNDERSTAND AN INKLING OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO WAKE UP AND WONDER IF THEY'D COME FOR YOU THAT NIGHT. YOU ACT LIKE I WASN'T ACUTELY AWARE THAT--

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. NOT HERE, NOT NOW, AND NOT WITH YOU.

HI, NEPETA(S)

 

... Literally the only thing that's different is the scale.

 

After he stops laughing, Ford says, "I'm pretty sure you ARE the great pale whore of Papalon."

He slides an arm around Lissa's waist. "And you are my fierce and terrible Babalon. Now and forever."

 

I'd pro+bably just trip o+n my dress, ho+nestly.

No+, it's no+t literally the o+nly thing that's different. But then yo+u didn't live thro+ugh it so+ whatever.

 

Mi! -wiggles ears- Do have ears. Treats? Mi?

 

Lissa giggles, and somehow manages to say something highly suggestive-- in Enochian.