shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ford sighs. "Me neither. But I won't let anyone hurt it, okay?"

 

WRONG! EXPLOSIONS ARE THE COOLEST THING EVER!

 

you fuck3d up my do!!!!! itz l1k3, th3 ONLY good th1ng 4bout m3!!!!!!!!! zz>8(

 

YAY! I DESTROYED YOUR SELF-ESTEEM!

 

Okay.

...I'm not planning on dying, though.

 

th4tz not h4rd!!!!!!

 

#same

 

Ugh, Do you have an indoor voice? -is still stubbornly trying this walking business-

 

I'D SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOUR DICK!

 

1 dont h4vw3 on3!!

 

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-loud hissing! The rave goes dark-

 

THEN, BY DEFINITION, IT'S NOT HARD! SO THERE!

 

"Good! Neither am I. But we are about to face off with That Peixes Woman. So be careful anyway." Ford grins at her.

 

look, dud3, 1f you vw4nn4 1nsult m3 1 could l1t3r4lly h4nd you m4t3r14l! th1s 1s just S4D!!!!!

 

Ah. Right.

-She looks nervous.-

 

H A N D M E T H E M A T E R I A L

 

1m 4lvw4ys h1tt1ng on p3opl3 1n my h34d!! 4nd vwors3!!!! 3vw3n 1f th3yr3 ugly!!!!!!

 

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