shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-pounce up.- Pirr? Pirrpirrpirr.

-happy purrs. give them a cozy box or broken teapot to nest in and it´ll be ok.-

 

Oh? Would you like to come up and tell me about it? [He pats some empty space on the crate he's perched on.]

[Is that a smile or a wince?] Good luck with that. I suppose working around the compulsion or having it overwritten isn't an option?

 

Mmm. Rhetorical questions. Today's answer is "You" as sponsored by the color of "Why is everyone so fucking green?"

 

Well if he's on the list it happens. If it doesn't happen things split off and then I have to go and clean up a mess. Awkward for everyone involved.

He seems to think there's an out to that. Ain't seen it yet but hey if he wants to try whatever.

 

At least yo+u're just o+penly unpleasant. I GUESS.

 

[Relief flickers accross Vulcan's face.]
Oh thank the Messiahs.
I was worried this was just some kind of Me thing born out of being one of the few ladies in a grubwurstfest caste.
Since The Seadwellers trY to staY awaY from Us when TheY aren't reporting back to Gibs, and since the onlY castes it is sociallY acceptable to fraternize with outside of Our own are almost nothing but dudes, it reallY starts to drive a girl a little insane after a while.

I can imagine, You warmbloods sure don't have it easY on either planet.

 

-She hops up.-

So, guess who I had no idea was in the Devisen contingent?

 

see if you can convwince some of em to be girls!

 

That isn't reallY how it works Fam

 

No+pe! Bo+th Empires seem set up to+ no+t wo+rk o+ut fo+r peo+ple like me. Guessing it's so+me so+rt o+f co+nstant. Or maybe no+t that but so+mething that just wo+rked with the parameters when we scratched.

Also+, if it helps at all I am go+ing to+ let yo+u in o+n a little secret. A silly o+ne that is very dumb.

At least part o+f why I dreaded the caverns was the lack o+f men. Which isn't to+ say I'm no+t interested in wo+men. That's far fro+m the case. So+me variety is the spice o+f life tho+ugh, yo+u kno+w? Fo+r me at least.

Well, at least so+me might actually be girls. The issue is that it really sho+uldn't be framed as "trying to+ co+nvince so+meo+ne to+ be a girl", since that ends with things like "Why aren't yo+u pro+ud to+ be o+ne o+f the rare male jades, Po+rrim" and just

It's no+t great?

 

yes it is!

 

It's what I do best.

 

D --> Working keeps the mind STRONG
D --> I applaud his devotion to his work

 

Mm. I found an out, but I don't believe we're in quite the same situation. My sympathies.

Someone making your life difficult? This wouldn't be related to the hissyfit dear Ratio threw earlier, would it?

 

"Better not. I don't think Lissa would just sit there and let you."

Ford eats some popcorn, then sort of drapes himself over her in a rough hug. "Diamond is the toughest stone," he sighs.

 

Probably not. I'm stuck in the weave and fabric of time. Have to help keep it going, netting loops into still more loops and completing them. Doctor's orders. Which are only his orders because they are.

 

:33 Aaaaugh! You´re just as bad as he is! Eating and playing and cuddles are also impurrtant! Working all the time isn´t good fur mew!

 

Yeah, I know a GuY who was born female, but He's a bit of an ass, and that's about it.
It doesn't seem to be a reallY common thing, so I don't know much about the subject.

I think You might be watching too much porn

 

Yes, on both counts. Some dipstick tangled up in my old gang, to be more specific.

 

How is everything so fucking pale right now.