shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Don't be silly. And he's far from the worst version of me." Ford sighs. "He's more principled than I am. And fell all the harder."

 

You but as a Cronus. What could get worse. Fucking try me.

 

[He nods.] But sometimes you have to test the boundary just to see if you can, hm?

 

Yeah.

-She hugs him.-

Thanks for letting me vent!

 

id like yall 2 kno that one isnt my fault

 

[Gentle hugs, avoiding her wings.] You're quite welcome.

 

"...you just had to say that, didn't you?" Ford groans. "I do not to the involvement of a third party with or without the hatchname Ampora in your torture of me. Those are intimate moments, damn it."

 

I'd say "that's what makes it sting" but I can't speak from experience. -self-deprecating humor is best humor?-

-stifles laughter in his headfloof-

 

Do we really need to go over everything I do being a mistake again. Because that never stopped being true.

I GUESS if it helps any he's pretty much a bulgekiller on my end.

I GUESS.

 

*Is Kankri back? Maybe. This one looks younger and much more starved, though, not to mention the shitty grey bedsheet over his head.*

 

... Do you want a sammich?

 

WHO THE FUCK LET YOU IN HERE.

 

Also I'm banging your mom.

 

N9, thank y9u, I'd rather n9t accept charity fr9m strangers.

I did?

W9nderful, I'm sure the entire space needed t9 hear that.

 

It is her turn to be unabashedly public about her relations.

 

...Y9u are a very large s9ul69t.

 

-shrug- Alright. Look like you could use one, though.

 

Soulbot? [He raises an optic ridge.] That's a new one. The name I'm using here is Afterglow.

 

Oh, they did. It was foretold in the whatever the fuck runs our shit excuse for a reality.

Runs as red as The Kid's blood too.

Wow.

 

...I

You know what. You don't get a nickname. You get your name thing.