shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Edgy.

 

You may keep the approval point.

 

"Quite thoroughly, if my experience is anything to go by." Ford chuckles into Moira's hair.

 

"1 must say, that you p1cked the only person to replace me as your k1smes1s that 1 couldn't poss1bly object to. Good for you, asshole." Sunshine grins.

 

Her masochism speaks to me. Do with that statement what you will.

Some standards you have.

 

Well you should!
[Melodramatic sniffing. Who let half a fucking aquatic something in here and who told him turquoise to orange gradient paints were anything but gaudy?]

 

BLAZE! I-i- She didn't even do anything! You're taking your moods out on people again!

 

[Afterglow tips his chin up and waves politely; Hydra might recognize the particular shade of pink on his fingers as 'dried energon'.] Listen to your twin, he has the right idea.

 

-conjures up the terrace bench in a prime people-watching spot-

 

Ford sits down with her and lowers his voice. "No, really, it was amazing. I was in an excellent state of mind, except we came back here and there he was."

 

I get it. It's hard to face what you might have been, especially when he's a git.

 

Ford grins at her.

 

-it's very hard to giggle subtly but she's making an effort.

Jury's out on if it's a good effort-

 

Please st9p talking a69ut what exactly y9u d9 t9 my m9m.

 

-She goes very stiff.-

...she thought you were a joke, you know.

 

Valiska sits down on the bench next to Ford and Moira. "You seem to need a lot of moirailing, did your date not go well?"

 

"My date was fine. That guy, on the other hand, made her sad, and me furious."

 

...you're really bad at this making me stop thing still.

But I'm torn between my need to not give a shit and my need to fuck with you. Decisions, decisions...

 

"...she's fancy."

 

D9n't get me wr9ng, I'm glad y9u're making her happy, 6ut really and truly, I d9n't need to hear a69ut it. It makes me want t9 v9mit 9n a very visceral level that I can't quite explain.