shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Venture switches to infravision and quietly approaches the catte.] You okay kiddo? Wanna go somewhere quieter?

 

4nd vwh3n3vw3r som3on3 1gnor3z m3 1 st4rt th1nk1ng 4bout howv 1d k1ll th3m!!!

 

HOW ABOUT WITH BOMBS? I LOVE BOMBS!

 

4r3 you gonn4 1nsult m3 or not??

 

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T LIKE BOMBS?

 

th3yr3 dumb!!

 

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, ON THE DAY MY DAUGHTER IS TO BE MARRIED, AND YOU SAY THIS!!!

 

"I won't let you die, if I have anything to say about it. But I also know there's no power in the multiverse that'll keep you off the front lines, and given what could happen to us all if we lose, I am not going to tell you you don't have the right to be part of that fight."

 

zz>8VW

 

"You're not awesome enough to quote The Godfather, Burt."

 

zz>8VW????

 

I'M AWESOME ENOUGH TO QUOTE WHATEVER I WANT, SO FIGHT ME!

WEEHAWKEN DAWN, GUNS DRAWN!

 

Uh.

The power that keeps me off the front lines is common fucking sense??? I thought I could be support or, or...

 

zz>8VW!!!!!!!

 

zz>8VW????????

 

Ford pulls out a water pistol and shoots Burt with it. His aim has improved since the Incident in the Church Steeple.

 

*it hits*

*the fire on the exploding earth in burt's icon is put out*

 

I think he meant "out of the battle in general." We're a pretty small group to have more than a front line, metaphorically speaking.

 

Uh??

 

"I would prefer that as well," Ford says with relief. "I just haven't forgotten that you insisted on facing off with what turned out to be Bud Gleeful and a bunch of morons, but could have been Homeland Security."