shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

No. Never was. Felt bad for him.

 

-quiet amusement at 'oh no dead people'-

-she's transformer-sized again, too-

 

But-...???
[He looks genuinely uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. Also torn. He's just an innocent all-terrain venomoth amphibian vehicle who never did anything wrong someone explain this to him]

 

-She gives him a slightly pitying look.-

Look. Just leave me and Sten alone, please.

 

There are...many giant s9ul69ts.

 

I'M NOT SURE WHETHER I SHOULD BE ANNOYED THAT THERE'S APPARENTLY YET *ANOTHER* FUCKING VANTAS HERE OR RELIEVED THAT I CAN FOIST THE CULTIES OFF ON YOU

THERE'S JUST A SQUIDZILLION OF US FLOATING AROUND IN HERE, HUH? WHAT A NOVEL WAY TO CONFRONT MY CRIPPLING AND OMNIPRESENT SELF-LOATHING

 

What the actual gru6fuck.

*He's very eloquent.*

 

BEHOLD WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT

I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THIS NONSENSE, BUT HERE THE PROOF IS STARING ME IN THE FACE WITH A FACE THAT IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS MINE, ONLY SKINNIER. I BLAME YOU FOR THE FACE AND ALSO ALMOST EVERYTHING ELSE.

IT IS I, YOUR DESCENDANT FROM A DISTANT AND TERRIBLE FUTURE. GET USED TO IT, THERE'S A LOT WEIRDER SHIT YOUR PAN CAN'T EVEN *BEGIN* TO COMPREHEND.

 

Culties? Descendant?? D9 y9u mind pr9viding a 6it m9re detail than that, friend?

 

WHY THE FUCK NOT! SIT DOWN, WIGGLERS, IT'S STORYTIME

WHEN TWO TROLLS WANT TO FUCK VERY MUCH, THEY CONTRIBUTE TO THE MOTHER GRUB'S SLURRY. I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU EVER DID BUT I'M GOING TO JUST GLOSS OVER THAT WITH A CAREFUL APPLICATION OF "SOMEHOW YOUR GENES GOT TO THE MOTHER GRUB" BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GIVE ME ALL THE CAEGARS IN THE WORLD TO EXPLAIN ECTOBIOLOGY. JUST TRUST ME HERE

AFTER YOU MET YOUR PREMATURE AND GRUESOME END, A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FOLLOWED AROUND YOUR OLD SQUAD AND BUILT THIS FREAKY RELIGION THAT ELEVATED YOU FROM "REVOLUTIONARY" TO "MAYBE AN ACTUAL DEITY"

THIS CULT I GUESS HAS JUST BEEN SITTING AROUND HOWEVER MANY HUNDREDS OF SWEEPS AFTER YOU BIT IT, WAITING FOR YOUR BLIGHTED MUTATION TO SHOW UP AGAIN SO THEY COULD HAVE ANOTHER FIGUREHEAD TO TOTE AROUND AND SHOW OFF.

AND HERE I AM, WITH THE SAME SWILL IN MY VEINS THAT GOT THEM ALL RUSTLED UP OVER YOU. THUS, DESCENDANT. THUS, CULTIES. IS THAT DETAILED ENOUGH FOR YOU OR SHALL I ELABORATE ON MY HILARIOUS AND TRAGIC LIFE?

 

Excuse me, 6ut f9r this t9 6e true they w9uld have had t9 survived after my premature and extremely grues9me end. Are y9u telling me that they are still alive? Admittedly, n9t still alive, if it's supp9sedly 6een hundreds 9f sweeps, 6ut y9u kn9w what I mean.

 

I'M NOT AN EXPERT!! ADMITTEDLY SHE COULD HAVE BEEN BULLSHITTING ME, BUT ONE OF THE ZEALOTS SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A DISCIPLE? OR ~THE~ DISCIPLE I THINK, AND IF I'M NOT JUST PULLING NONSENSE NUGGETS OUT OF MY ASS AND SERVING THEM UP TO ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN, I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS PART OF YOUR WHOLE...THING?

ASK THEM, NOT ME. I DIDN'T ASK TO INHERIT YOUR WHOLE MYTHOS, I DON'T WANT IT AND HAVE VERY DELIBERATELY TRIED NOT TO LEARN ABOUT IT AS A RESULT.

 

mituna is

 

WH47
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WH467 4R3 W3 74LK1N6 46O97
WH05 7H15 477H0L3 W 7H3 CH41N5
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4R3 U 4 4 5H17FUKC L3KE K3NKOR 0R 4R3 U D3C3N7
L1K3 7H3 L0UD 1

Spoiler: translation

what
mituna is what
what are we talking abuot
who's this asshole with the chains
69
are you a shitfuck like kankri or are you decent
like the loud one

 

Oh Wow Its Karkat

By Which I Mean Hello Karkat Im Happy To See You

And Somewhat Befuddled As To How It Took So Long To Meet You Here In This Liminal Hellstorm We Call A Dream

Or A Shitpost Rave

Either Or

 

Mom's alive after it. Of the opinion she's better off dead. Which she also is. Eventually. Time shit's confusing you dig? Spare you the details for once, and just keep being a cagey bitch over here.

Cat Fuck is fine. I GUESS.

The Tall Man In Yellow is the unluckiest troll this side of Paradox Space since me. Always did like him the best out of you.

 

Wow I'm almost being helpful. The fuck is that.

Glasses'll probably say guilt. I say I'm bored.

 

FINALLY, A FAMILIAR FACE IN THIS CHAOTIC MOSH PIT

AND BY FAMILIAR I MEAN NOT MY FACE ON SOMEONE ELSE, OR YOUR FACE ON SOMEONE ELSE, BUT YOU-YOU. I COULD WEEP A SINGLE SHINING TEAR OF JOY! HI KANAYA

 

yeah tall scarred and yellow is alive. that's the guy. zzapzz macgee.