shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'll make sure to get you a picture book of it, sweetums.

 

Sorry about that. Fell out of a drop ship. Which was fine, until the fuel ran out. The jetpack fuel always does.

-hauls herself up like she didn't just hurtle to the surface of the earth like a fucking space rock-

 

-you now have a metal dragon quietly snickering at you-

 

Not for me :D

 

I ain't there yet. Sadly. Give me a couple more eons and I will be. Maybe.

Fuck, the death of this universe can't come sooner.

 

See? That's the sort of thing Brier would tell me. While frowning all dourly.

She has a point though.

-she is grinning and for once you can see this because the helmet isn't on. not only did we forget to refuel before the mission, we didn't even put our damn helmet on before jumping. manda knows where it is now-

 

*His wrist bandages are starting to itch. Frankly, they are fucking filthy and should have been changed long ago, but they EXTRA itch now.*

 

-is damn near vibrating with the urge to fret over this alien vantas who isn't entirely awful-

 

*Also he needs a haircut.*

 

so whore u

 

I *TRIED* TO EXPLAIN DESCENDANTS TO YOU, BUT I GUESS IT WAS SIMPLY TOO ADVANCED A CONCEPT FOR YOUR PRIMITIVE PAN

SHE LOOKS LIKE YOUR """MOM""" BECAUSE SHE'S HER DESCENDANT, I LOOK LIKE YOU PLUS A COUPLE SWEEPS OF PROPER NUTRITION BECAUSE I'M *YOUR* DESCENDANT. IT IS REALLY NOT THAT ABSTRACT A CONCEPT

...OK, FAIR. I AM PROBABLY GOING A LITTLE BIT OVERBOARD ON ACCOUNT OF BEING ROYALLY FED UP WITH VANTASES IN GENERAL. AND POSSIBLY BECAUSE THIS ONE'S INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR A THE SIMPLY GARGANTUAN PILES OF SHIT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH

JUST STEAMING TURDS EVERYWHERE. SHOVEL ONE UP AND THREE MORE MATERIALIZE. BUT YOU KEEP SHOVELING BECAUSE EVENTUALLY THERE'S GOT TO BE AN END TO THE EXCREMENT, RIGHT?

OH, HOW WRONG

ANYWAY. I CAN TRY TO LAY OFF???

 

-laughing- Nah I'm pretty much built to not plummet into the ground. More so after I got juiced. -taps the bio-comp on their chest- Now I only crash when there's sabotage, and I'm usually the one wrecking other people's shit. -they grin. They like not being small and squishy anymore-

 

You Know You Should Maybe Really Get To Changing Those Bandages And How Do You Even See Through That Hair Has It Been Washed Ever Or At Least This Sweep Maybe Because I Really Doubt It With How It Looks Right Now

Well I Mean To An Extent It Is Expected

I Wasnt Exactly Complaining

Or Rather I Was But In That Facetious Sort Of Way That Dave Is Fond Of

Rose Too For That Matter

Honestly A Lot Of Our Friends Are Fond Of That Sort Of Facetious Not Lying If I Think About It

Either Way

Its Good To See You Too

Even As You Combat The Veritable Horde Of Vantases Once Again

 

The woman that killed your god prophet whatever the fuck. Wanna know what the Empire pays for a religious figurehead? Not fucking much.

 

The 6andages are fine. What 6andages? My hair is als9 perfectly clean and y9u can't tell if it's clean just 6y l99king at it.

D9n't t9uch my hair.

 

[Micah] -u fukin wot mate- -Circuit may now be equipped with superhuman strength and an automatic dodge ability but they still wince away from the wrath of a very pissed body-fixer- The fuck did you do to yourself.

 

Handy that. Those sorts of cybernetics.

-laughs herself-

I'd probably find a way to crash even with them, though. Not allowed to pilot the ship. For good reason. I'm enough of a terror with just the jetpack. Get me behind a freighter and you'll see stars. And fires. And holes.

Hmm? Is it dangerous to their health then?

 

lmao im not religious or a sufferist

 

REALLY, WHAT *IS* IT WITH STRILONDES. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY PLIGHT, THE ONLY ONE I CAN TURN TO FOR SYMPATHY WHEN DAVE INSISTS WE MAKE IT HAPEN OR ANY NUMBER OF OTHER INANITIES

MY TRUEST ALLY IN THIS ABYSS OF IRONY LAYERS AND SARCASM SWAMPS. THIS COSMIC FUNK OF MILE-LONG IN-JOKES AND BIZARRE REFERENCES

 

No Im Pretty Sure I Can Tell That You Havent Brushed It In Weeks

Its Certainly Not Been Cut In A Long While

Think Of All The Split Ends That Need Trimming

Which Isnt To Say That I Am Going To Trim It Myself

Just That

You Really Need To Do Something

Because It Is Kind Of Aggravating

Sometimes I Just Nod And Pretend To Understand

I Am Getting Better At My Fake Grins

See Look

-grins awkwardly and honestly it just looks silly-

Ok Wait No That Probably Looks Dumb