shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-ohshit- I got juiced. Headed up to Northern Gun after I left.

This is why I waited until after I left. Thought I dodged a bullet. Guess not.

 

It's fine. My hair is fine.

 

Oh thank fuck. I swear half you shits here are. But yeah I turned him in. Orchestrated numerous assassinations, coups, and natural disasters. I'm the one that goes bump in the night and slits your throat for no reason.

Except to keep your sad, sad lives continuing.

 

Ugh

No Its Really Not

 

I said it's fine.

 

I'M GOING TO PUKE

 

-just frowns. and looks. INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATED. holy shit. also what the fuck is he WEARING-

Karkat What Is He Wearing Why Is He Allowed To Do This Look At His Hair And His Wrists

Karkat Why

 

Tell her that there is n9thing wr9ng with my hair.

 

ok. i dont care???

 

Not even a little. If I bring out the needles you won't like jump like even a tad.

Shit. My game is getting weak. The kids these days don't care.

 

*IT'S CALLED FASHION LOOK IT UP*

 

i mean what u described is like tuesday 4 some ppl and if u rlly are some force of nature badass than nothing i do is gonna matter 2 u so...

no i am not rlly using my brainspace to be intimidated i need that room 2 play vidya james.

 

This just in: The Demoness defeated by some random jadeblood.

 

[Micah] It's invariably fucking fatal is what is.

You should know better! I thought we'd managed to convince you to live, not commit delayed suicide! How long ago? -what he means is "how long do you have left?"- You don't look like you got the standard juice. If you went Hyperion I'll get Morgan to yell at you.

 

YOU SAY THIS AS IF I EITHER CARE ABOUT HOW SOMEONE DRESSES OR WILL ENABLE YOUR MEDDLING

I MEAN, *I* DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT BUT, I MEAN. MY HAIR ISN'T EXACTLY COMMERCIAL-WORTHY

[behold his beautiful rat's nest. it's sticking up in every direction, is it even still hair?? you can barely see his horns]

 

*Same.*

*He's even got a shitty teenstache.*

 

im kumari

 

That sounds a bit dangerous, indeed.

I'll stand this one out. They seem to be your brother, and you're certainly more informed on this than I am.

 

Why Do You Do This To Me

Ugh

Can I At Least Comb It

Just A Bit

I Wont Get Out The Scissors This Time I Promise

 

Insert that into my above statement, I guess. Hey Kid. I'm the Demoness. Blah, blah you're going to die, blah, blah I've got a list and I'm checking it twice.