shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Dipper's the one that shot them.

-She covers her face and pulls down her cheeks with a deep, soul-felt groan.-

 

-tries to walk towards Venture, trips- I think I´m ok? -tries to hold onto venture. the dark is clearing up-

 

-Lacuna puts her hands under his armpits, steadying him. She can't display her words in the fog, but she squeezes in basic Morse.-

Min OK?

 

*There's a skittering noise as the teal wiggler adjusts to the sudden lighting change.*

 

"I know," Ford says with a sigh. "But he was one of the people we were there to rescue. Dipper got cocky in the middle of a fight he had no choice about being in. You knew there was a potentially serious fight and insisted on joining the rescue team."

He grins. "Q.E.D. You're both nuts."

 

- botbot walks in from nowhere -

W H O A ! I T S_A_B I T_D I M_I N_H E R E_T O D A Y !

 

I´m ok. Just got startled when he shouted. I guess I should try to let to lights back on more.

 

He was showing off!

 

"I know. I took his gun away from him, remember?"

 

OK.

 

-noofs, a bit awkwardly because his head is the wrong shape-

I´m sorry little one, i´ll make it light again ok? -the lights are returning, slowly enough for everyones eyes to adjust-

 

-She can finally project light at him, and she noofs back without shame.-

It's fine! That's very good control, Min. I'm proud.

 

Hi! I'm Norm. You're cute.

 

*It's time to s t a r e.*

 

*stares back*

You can't talk yet, can you? Or are you just shy?

 

*They whisper the single word they know in reply.*
(fffuck.)

 

It's nice to meet you, Fuck.

 

Thanks.

You´re both very small. Am I bigger than last time I was here??

 

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We're always small. And honestly... I dunno. Maybe.