shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Yeah I dunno the difference between a lot of types. You'd have to ask Burlesque. But like, I think sexy dancing can be pretty but it's not what I want to learn right now. And I'm sorry if it seemed like I was asking you to sexy dance for me, that musta been upsetting.

 

That feel when two+ Kannies?

 

Congratulations, you're a mature adult. Good job on figuring out the simple rule of "live and let live." Do you want a party?

Apology accepted, though I truly wasn't bothered. [This is a bald-faced lie. At least he's good at them.] What are you learning right now, then?

 

Fuck. Yes. The moment I've been waiting for.

 

*WHY IS THERE ANOTHER MOM CLONE.*

*He is so tired.*

 

Refractor's joined us in practicing, and he's teaching me some Vosian Seeker dance moves! Since I can kinda fly when in my root, yanno?

 

Oh, that's got to be fun! Quite the treat, too-- there are few enough Vosians still alive, and even when sky-dancers were plentiful they were always very protective of their techniques. Refractor, Refractor... that wouldn't be the engineer Refractor, would it? Decepticon, black and purple, flight-capable?

 

OH. Oh thank go+d. It's no+t ano+ther Kanny. Or at least no+t my Kanny? Which pro+bably do+esn't make sense to+ yo+u, but let's try this again. Less stupidly.

Hello+. I'm a Po+rrim Maryam. Mo+st definitely and certainly a Po+rrim. I'm bo+th yo+ur Po+rrim and also+ no+t yo+ur Po+rrim. In essence I'm the same perso+n, but fro+m ano+ther universe and ano+ther series o+f circumstances. Ones which bro+ught yo+ur universe with yo+u and yo+ur Po+rrim into+ being.

Which...

Pro+bably isn't the best explanatio+n? Suffice to+ say, I'm no+t yo+ur "mo+m".

 

There're t99 many pe9ple here.

 

Yeah. He says he got shit for not have the right shape to do the dances 'right'. But what he does is really beautiful! If their 'proper form' wasn't adaptable enough to accommodate him, that's just scrap.

 

That tends to+ be ho+w the rave go+es. I find it fun no+rmally, but it is a bit chao+tic.

 

I pheel like I just binged a shitload oph Suphpherist conspiracy theories and then had a stroke, what the phuck is happening here.

 

SNRRRT. THAT IS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME I WILL HEAR ANYONE OTHER THAN YOURS TRULY DESCRIBE ME LIKE THAT. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO PREPARE A REBUTTAL. I HAVE TO SAVOR THIS

MAKE WITH THE FLAMING CONFECTIONS AND CONICAL HATS. CHOP, CHOP

 

-snaps a party cracker near karkat. why does the handmaid have crackers you ask? don't ask questions. that's what the clown did and look where his crackers are now-

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

 

[he shrieks and jumps reflexively at Sudden Unexpected Loud Noise before clearing his throat and pretending it didn't happen]

 

-giggle snorts-

 

Vosian society was highly stratified, even for Functionist Cybertron. I'm not surprised he was barred; if I recall correctly he's not a seeker-frame. But it's good to hear he's developed his own workarounds!

As long as your veins are a confection that can be arranged. Or at least it'll feel like you're burning from the inside out.

 

And now he's passing them on to me! I'm not even from Cybertron! I'm cursed! All those bigoted seekers would shit out their own skeleton and I loooooove it~!

 

Hey don´t look at me.

 

EVEN FOR SOMEONE MADE OUT OF METAL, THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING EDGY.

TRAGICALLY, THE MONIKER 'CANDY BLOOD' IS JUST A SHADE TOO FIGURATIVE TO SUIT YOUR PURPOSES. ALAS!